alexisjane: (a- Dean looking down)


Someone on a bullet journal comm mentioned this like it was no big deal...

Anyone fancy walking to Mordor? *waits for the Bean reply*

The Eowyn Challenge has a walking challenge, whereby the miles you walk in rl can be tracked to correspond with Frodo's journey in LoTR. Or Bilbo's.
It's so cool! If you can measure the distance you walk, you can see where you would be in the story and I'm geeking so hard right now...

I worked out that since January 1st I've walked 149 miles (I walk about 5 miles a day with Lily) so I'm two days out from Bree heading east towards Chetwood. How cool is that! I'm hoping to get to Rivendell by the end of April.

You can find the challenge here - The Eowyn Challenge
I think there are check-ins and whatnot but anyway...

Oh, and if you want to measure how far you walk, this thing is awesome. Also free. https://www.freemaptools.com/measure-distance.htm
alexisjane: (a- oh abbadon)
I just found out someone I thought was a really nice, genuine, hard-working writer is not only a plagarist, but actually plagerized one of my favourite fanfic authors.

It's making me feel sick that I've been duped by this person, but also I'm feeling really fucking insecure about my fanfic right now. I'm torn between leaving it up for you guys, and wanting to protect myself by taking it all down.

Mostly, I'm just really fucking angry about the whole thing. The only saving grace is that the publisher was informed just after it was released, took it down and refunded people's money.

Muthafuckers...wine with lunch today, I think.
alexisjane: (a - carpface)
So, if you follow me on Facebook you might know that yesterday I had some sad news and spent most of the day weeping and moping around.

Today, I decided that I should stop feeling so sad and try to remember some happy things. This is them.

But first, the sadness.

Sad, sad news... )
alexisjane: (headcanon verse)
Anyone else ever get those comments that just scare the shit out of you for no reason?
This made me proper lol. I was totally ready to get all defensive : ) x


alexisjane: (TW - Sterek)



Chaps. I was up all night doing this...Chuck knows why...but now there are free PDF and mobi downloads of Something Beginning with "V" on my website. Coz formatting e-books is just my favourite thing in the world right now.   *coughs*procrastinating*coughs*

I'd tried to get the epub to work but the plugin was having none of it. I'll keep trying to fix that when I have a minute but in the meantime, if you want one, just email me and I'll send it over.

Anyway. Mad-panic month is nearly over! Just got to prep for UK Meet at the weekend...then actually get there and do the thing...then I'm free and clear 'til the New Year and beyond!! Cannot wait to get back to writing!

Hope you all are doing okay. Seriously miss your faces ♥
alexisjane: (j2 - kissing)
Title -  My Good News Day
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words. Characters that bear the names of actors in this story have no relation to the real life people of the same name. They simply have the misfortune to be cast in my sordid little tale. No profit is made from this.
Word count - 2465
Warnings - Smut, drunk boys, established relationship, age difference (Jensen calls Jared "kid" but he's 22), D/s, manhandling, edging, mentions of past injury, fluff

Summary - The first time it happened Jensen put it down to the booze. For [livejournal.com profile] smpc

A/N - So, I'm a fuck up –– as if you didn't know that already –– and should have posted this LAST WEEK! I'm going to try to do better, I promise. Anyhoo...if some of this seems vague and nonsensical, there's a reason. That I'm not telling you. Just...watch this space, or...something : ) Manhandling is a little, belated birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june Love you, Darling xxx

on AO3


My Good News Day )

Lumpy

May. 14th, 2016 10:18 am
alexisjane: (a- like working with children)
Why, yes, Life, I would love to get a stye on my eye this weekend.
But what say you put it on the one that doesn't already have a weirdo growth thing on it so I can really scare the children when I go outside? That way I'll have bonus limited vision in both eyes for a change! You're too good to me ♥

alexisjane: (Ass-hand)
Title - After the Hunt
Pairing - Sam/Dean or J2...whatever
Rating - NC-17
Media - Manip
Warnings - Very Explicit Graphic NSFW-ness

A/N - For smpc ...apologies for the lacklustre effort this week. I tried to get a pencil drawing done but it was just going so badly I had to whip these bad boys up instead. I hope they suffice.



Very, Very NSFW like Whoa! )

*waves*

Apr. 17th, 2016 10:33 am
alexisjane: (j2 - boyfriends)
Still busy as a bee...although I slept for 12 hours yesterday on and off but I think I needed it after the stressful week. I should know by the end of next week whether or not I have to move, so really just holding out until then.

Anyhoo!

Was just wondering if anyone fancies reading 8k of J2 angst? It's my BB, but I've totally stalled and thought some feedback might get me going again.

Age difference and domestic violence (not between the J's) and awkward sexytimes.

I have a vague idea where it's going but I've run out of steam and I only have thirteen days left to finish it : /

It's rough as all hell, and switches tense every paragraph but hopefully you'll get the gist : )
Thanks, Chickens ♥

Here's a picture of how my goofy dog wakes me up to say thanks in advance : ) xxx

Soundtrack

Mar. 29th, 2016 08:03 pm
alexisjane: (i stumble forward)
I saw this on FB and omg if it isn't the perfect song for Stumble Forward! Esp the bit when Jensen gets the letter and races to Jared's house! Ugh! Just perfect. Or at least I think so. I'll leave the final verdict to [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal and [livejournal.com profile] roxymissrose coz they know the story even better than I do : )

Anyway...x

alexisjane: (a- huh?)
I really need to get started on my BB but unlike previous years, I haven't had anything specific in mind that I want to write. I have a few ideas, all things that need writing, but which to write!!

So as usual when I'm in a jam, I'm gonna let my better half make the decision...my better half being all y'all : )

So...

[Poll #2039234]

These all need to be done at some point, so click away. I'm reluctant to include "Sequel to Space Alpacas" as I don't have an idea for that but yeah, I guess that's on the table too : ) xx
alexisjane: (Little Werewof House)
Call out for Beta Readers



I'm going to start editing my original fic, Little Werewolf House, this week, so if you would like a sneak peek at some Old West Werewolf action, then it would be great to have a few people to give it a look over.

HOWEVER...
Don't sign up until you've read the post beneath the cut. I'm not looking for proof reading at this point. I need feedback so smooth out the kinks...or lack there of. So, if you think you can put up with my bossiness, pm me and I'll give you run down of the warnings, etc, so you can make a decision. There are...a few : /
Trying something new! )

I'm going to try to edit a chapter everyday, RL permitting, and send them out around that frequently.

Anyway...how exciting!!

Def- Con

Mar. 1st, 2016 03:25 pm
alexisjane: (+1 - Sam&Cas)
So yesterday, one of my family members started following me (author me) on Twitter.

As the kids would say, shits getting real, yo.

I've been ummimg and ahhing for ages about taking down some of my more extreme fic from AO3, and that's really made the decision for me. And I'm going to be f-locking most of the fic on my journal too.

So, if you want a Mobi or PDF of Gods and Monsters or Wheelhouse or whatever, go get it now, because in a week it'll be gone ♥
alexisjane: (a- oh abbadon)
The dog that has been staying went home today. Usually Lily is relieved, but this time she's pining for him.

I, however, am relieved. Very fudging relieved.

I've got a week to finish this damn book. I'm behind, and feel like I'm flagging badly but I think I can do it. Only 20k to go. *cries*

Anyway...love your faces...esp if they're anything like this : ) xxx

alexisjane: (a -Ohhh!)


Something Beginning With 'V'
Alex Jane
****

A thoroughly enjoyable read, if a little gay.
Wonderful characterisation but a tangible lack of racing cars.


As written by my ex. I've no idea why he wanted to read it other than he's very supportive. Then he sent me an email to say he'd spotted two typos.

Then I got the link to say that now everyone can see my shoddy editing!! Yay!!

Click on the image to go to the download link : ) xxx

Fuuuuuuuu!

Oct. 31st, 2015 11:27 am
alexisjane: (spinning ball of death)
Have the hearts gone massive for anyone else?

Just the last day or so the little red hearts are suddenly gigantic red hearts on every post.

Has there been an update or something, or is LJ just fucking with me again.

Fuck.

alexisjane: (i stumble forward)
So, I'm gearing up to edit I Stumble Forward into something more...manuscript-ish...just coz I always promised myself I would, and I'm at the point where I need to change the names to protect the innocent.

So, I've had some thoughts...not all of them good, but I figured I'd ask as I'm shit at this, and you guys are fricken awesome.

Anyway...I don't think this is spoilery if you think you might wanna read it...although you've had a year, goddammit! It's not War and Peace, people! Although it has been described as "harrowing" in places so it might be best if you haven't...*coughs*

I digress...


I'm so bad at this )

Anyway...any feedback or suggestions would be gratefully received : ) Ridicule is cool too : P xx

p.s. I was joking about the whole reading it thing...it's most definitely not everyone's cup of tea, so I'm not actually...y'know : ) xx

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