alexisjane: (Gazes Into You)
Title - Nobody's Perfect
Pairing - Jensen/Jared (Gazes Into You universe)
Rating - NC-17
Word count - 1433
Warnings - Bottom-Jared, angry wall sex, lubeless, dirty talk, mentions of teenage(17+) prostitution, age difference, established relationship, almost a PWP.

Notes - for [livejournal.com profile] smpc ♥ Short and hopefully sweet. But not like sweet sweet : )


Nobody's Perfect )
alexisjane: (Ass-hand)
Title - After the Hunt
Pairing - Sam/Dean or J2...whatever
Rating - NC-17
Media - Manip
Warnings - Very Explicit Graphic NSFW-ness

A/N - For smpc ...apologies for the lacklustre effort this week. I tried to get a pencil drawing done but it was just going so badly I had to whip these bad boys up instead. I hope they suffice.



Very, Very NSFW like Whoa! )
alexisjane: (j2 - were)

Title - Whatever It Takes To Get Us Through
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - PG
Disclaimer - These are my words. Characters that bear the names of actors in this story have no relation to the real life people of the same name. They simply have the misfortune to be cast in my sordid little tale. No profit is made from this.
Word count - 4152
WIP - 8/?––  MasterPost
Warnings - A/O, older!Jared/younger!Jensen, off-screen assault of a minor (see notes), angst, feels, no sexytimes

Summary - Not Looking 'Verse - Jared and Jensen wake up, mated...and all they know about each other are their first names. - Jared starts bringing his work home with him.

A/N -Blah, Blah, Blah, Unbeta'd, Blah... )

...that's it.

<<<<< Life Happens...


Whatever It Takes To Get Us Through )

Line Drive

Jun. 26th, 2015 10:03 am
alexisjane: (TW - Homerun)
Very proud of Sean Conroy becoming the first openly gay professional baseball player. It shouldn't have to be such a big deal and now hopefully now, because of his willingness to take the backlash, it means we're getting closer to the day it won't have to be.

But why, oh why, did he have to be a pitcher?

I honestly thought I was going to have an aneurysm, I've been laughing so hard! The picture of him shaking hands with the catcher just...I can't stop, I just can't!

No more Sterek baseball slash fic for me. I'm a horrible person.

Article Here
alexisjane: (Ass-hand)
This Sunday is [livejournal.com profile] smpc's Porn Pile, celebrating the second anniversary of the com. Everyone is invited to porn and as usual I'm leaving it til the last minute to get something together.

What I had in mind, as I don't have a lot of time, was to do some manips of your favorite porny stuff. You know my manips are often unintentionally ridiculous but I think they're funny, and porn is porn, right?

So, link me to your favorite porn pic or gif, or just leave it in the comments and hopefully by Sunday I'll have enough to make a little Sam/Dean-J2 porn post. And don't forget that everyone is invited to post something on Sunday. Details are here if you're thinking about participating.




I'm still laughing at this one : ) xx

sighs

Feb. 7th, 2015 08:51 pm
alexisjane: (TW - stiles wink)
Just chillin' at my friend's place while she's out and just thought I'd pop in to remind you that Hoechlin 100% makes me lose my shit....y'know...just in case you forgot. For reasons.






And yes I may have been drinking. How could you tell? : ) Hope all y'all are having a lovely weekend : ) xxx
alexisjane: (a- hurt dean)
Title - An Angel Living In The Garden Of Evil
Pairing - Sam/Dean, John/Dean, implied Benny/Dean
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun. No profit is made from this.
Word count - 3392

Warnings - oh god...READ THE WARNINGS...I'M NOT KIDDING! )

Summary - Sam knows where Dean has been, knows what, and who he's been doing. It eats him up inside knowing that he's always had to share Dean with another man. Because Dean is his and he is Dean's.

A/N - My [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_xmas gift for [livejournal.com profile] tifaching : ) I'm so nervous about this. Darling, I was so happy to get you, I really properly squeed : ) I hope you don't mind me cheating a bit...when I read your list of likes, an idea for the follow up to Gods and Monsters that I'd wanted to do for ages but didn't know how to start, popped in my brain. I hope that's okay. You don't have to have read the other fics...the last one is kinda...it's not nice....so probably best, anyway.
I really wanted to make this so good, but my brain is still all full of stupid so apologies for it being a bit disjointed and maybe not working as well as it should...if it works at all : /
All the love and snuggles to the ever wonderful [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j for holding me tight while I finished it and doing her beta thang at the last minute.

Title from Lana del Ray.



An Angel Living In The Garden Of Evil )
alexisjane: (J3 poly)
Title - UnBirthday
Pairing - Jared/Jensen/Jeff
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words. Characters that bear the names of actors in this story have no relation to the real life people of the same name. They simply have the misfortune to be cast in my sordid little tale. No profit is made from this.
Word count - 1318
Warnings -Lots of Warnings )

Summary - It's Jensen's UnBirthday and he knows what he wants. Jared and Jeff don't exactly hate the idea either.

A/N - Written for [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j partly for her unbirthday, and partly as I've been teasing her so mercilessly about J3 for so long, I had to put out. If you like it, I might write some more as the guys are kinda cute together ♥  (and by cute I mean...well...) Unbeta'd, so hit me up with a pm if you spot anything horrible x

UnBirthday )
alexisjane: (red - Jared)
Title: The Acoustics Verse -  Part One
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tifaching
Cover Art: alexisjane
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: I don't think they make one high enough - NC-17?
Length: 1 hr 6 mins
Warnings: Everything. Seriously. Everything. Except het...unless you count snakes.

Summary: Sam has no redeeming characteristics.  Dean's life is one of rape and torture at Sam's hand.

Readers Notes:  – Buckle up – If you're not familiar with the 'verse , you might want to dip into the fic first before listening to an hour of this. This recording starts with Run, and then continues with the drabble verse in chronological order.
I'm having a hosting nightmare, so hopefully these links etc will work and I'll update the post as soon as I get my shizzle sorted out.
Recorded partly as Tif bought me in a fanauction and also for Fright Fest 2014 over at [livejournal.com profile] evilsam_spn


The acoustics verse



Record and upload voice >>

mp3 Here



***Bonus points and a Free Cookie to whoever can guess which drabble made me breakdown and have this reaction : ) ***


Audio recording software >>
alexisjane: (j2 - boyfriends)
I missed my Tuesday post yesterday coz reasons, so this post with be brought to you today by the letters D (for disjointed), R (for random) and the number 2 (for J2, not poop)


Random Stuff, Pics and Vids and things. Cut for length mostly )


Two things I didn't want to put under the cut coz, fuck you, read them!

The gofundme thing to help [livejournal.com profile] wings128 get somewhere for her and her kids to live is going well but please, please we still need a little more. This is time sensitive so go now! You can check out my post about it here, if you want. There may be deliciousness : )

[livejournal.com profile] septembers_coda is a horrible influence. I wasn't going to do NaNoWriMo this year but then she's getting all excited about it and might do a comm so we can help each other a long and stuff...and now I'm doing it. Goddammit.
I'm going to be using it to get ahead on my J2BB for next year...which I know I've started but getting the bulk of the first draft done before Festivus I think would be good. So start taking the fish oils and look out for that fairly soon if you fancy doing it too!!

Okay, three things...I'm doing Trick or Treat drabbles for Halloween. The post is here.

There might also have been a TV show on or something last night... )


In conclusion, Orcas.

Also, if you've got a minute, could you just quickly pm [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j and tell her how fucking wonderful she is? Coz reasons...you don't have to give any, just send her some love : )  Thanks ever so... : ) xxx
alexisjane: (a- Dean looking down)
Look it!!

image

I had the best time making this. [livejournal.com profile] dapatty is an absolute joy to work with and I'm really hoping we can collaborate some more in the future : ) x
alexisjane: (S+D library)
I was re-reading [livejournal.com profile] riyku's 'You Crazy Diamond' last night and wailing over the fact that I want to podfic [livejournal.com profile] homo_pink's Excitable Boy sooo badly but I'm pretty sure there's one on the way, and then this song popped into my head...



*coughs* prompt *coughs*

Crazy, violent, half-drugged Jared just does it for me like nothing else : )  I realise I have a problem...just look at all the fucks I'm giving : ) x
alexisjane: (red - bad boys)
Holy Crap! Today I posted the 50th Red Like Blood, In Veins Of Blue picspam...which seems insane.
The comm has been going for for just over a month and we already have 125 members, which on the one hand seems even crazier but given the amazingness of the story, I shouldn't really be that surprised : )
We've even managed to convert some "100% totally squicked by mpreg" readers to falling for the epic tale of mobster and college drop out, and their smoking hot man-love for each other. All the glamour, grit and oh-my-god-that-shower-scene sexytimes that you could ever need.

Also handcuffs and panties. Yeah. I shouldn't be that surprised x


352800405
A little something for y'all - Pretty and NSFW )

Gigantic amounts of love to [livejournal.com profile] golden_cyborg, [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june, [livejournal.com profile] wendy, [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal, [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca,[livejournal.com profile] jj1564, [livejournal.com profile] krabbycow1110, for their contributions as well as all our unwitting contributors that we've co-opted from google and tumblr and to all the members for supporting us, and more importantly supporting Golden while she feeds our insatiable need for Jensen's insatiable need for Jared. You are all awesome : ) x




okay...

May. 10th, 2014 09:19 pm
alexisjane: (red - Jen and cillian)
Right.
I have just lost two days to LJ.
My RSI hurts
After valiantly clipping my unanswered messages in my inbox back to less than 200 I am now back up to 496 (fml)
So tomorrow I will post for [livejournal.com profile] spn_hallelujah, I will read any and all [livejournal.com profile] rlbivob posts...and that's it.
I will try and answer any outstanding emails but otherwise, please try to be uninteresting and/or unamusing so I can get some RL stuff done! You guys quite frankly suck at being dull and unfriendly.

Other than that...

I made this manip. I'm not very good at it but I'm really happy with this one so I'm posting it and you can't stop me...ETA yes, I changed it just to confuse you : )

Jensen and Cillian

And if you're not a member of [livejournal.com profile] rlbivob yet, why the fuck not? We have porn and pretty everyday and one of the best stories around as well as squee and lovely icon makers and playlist compilers...it's really nice...especially if you like panties and handcuffs and stabvests ( I am partial to a stab vest) and mouthy bb!Jared and brooding scary!Jensen...who smokes.

Also I'm so excited about the artist that claimed my BB, I can't even. Brace yourselves for shitloads of squee when reveals happen!! : )

Off to bed.
Love your faces ♥ x
alexisjane: (a- oh my)
So I was supposed to be going to visit my family tomorrow, which some of you might know isn't exactly the most restful thing for me and I was all ready to write a moany post about having to travel really far with a dog who sheds and couch surfing for fours days and use this infographic...

ironic-facts-life-4

...but then my mother just cancelled on me!! Admittedly I'm a bit sad that I don't get to see her or my bro for a few more weeks but mostly I'm happier than I should be that I can finish off some work that needs doing and start editing my BB...and that I get to use this gif instead...



I'm a homebody. Home is where I'm happiest. Also there's wi-fi here : ) x
alexisjane: (Dean looking down)
Title -  The Long Game
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun.
Word count - 2500
Warnings - gore, dub-con, bottom!Dean, bad!Sam, blood drinking, hurt!Dean, spoilers up to current S9. This is a case fic and has a very brief description of a dead child.

A/N - My springfling for [livejournal.com profile] thursdaysisters. Her prompt was 'abandoned hospital', so it just had to be this!

The Long Game )

Fic: Hush

Apr. 23rd, 2014 10:32 pm
alexisjane: (Gazes Into You)
Title - Hush
Pairing - Dean/Sam
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun.
Word count - 2400ish
Warnings - Underage (Sam is 16, mentions of younger), bottom!Sam, hurt!John, mouth covering, Wincest, blow job, hand job, etc, etc.

A/N - For the [livejournal.com profile] spn_otpkink meme prompt - The boys have been fucking for some time, but now John has a broken leg and is home 24/7. I would just like to see the boys getting creative in ways to hide their fucking from John. Bonus points for fucking while John is in the house and Dean telling Sam he has to be quiet.





ETA - now with bonus birthday art by the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal! : )


Hush )

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