alexisjane: (sleepy dean)
This morning I finished the first draft of Returning Home. It's a week over schedule and 35k when I was aiming for 20k but it's done.

I had to do some social things today, which was knackering so I'll away to my bed soon, and I'm going to give myself tomorrow to do stuff like do the dishes, and vacuum, and perhaps even order dog food and pick up my asthma meds...y'know, the stuff that seems unimportant when your brain is consumed with the big questions like, did they eat kedgeree in New York in 1874.

I have a bunch of messages to answer and comments to reply to which I'll make a start on tomorrow but it might take me til Friday to get down to them all, as I have a beta to do and an arc review to get on with, which get priority as both those people have waited far too long already.

In other dog is still Wayward AF teeshirt guys have been super kind about my bb...I walked the dog with my flies open this evening...

Also, All Romance Books are having a sale thing, 50% off with a rebate thingy, so you can pick up loads of m/m books half price including Home... for $1.75. Clickety the picture to go there.


*coughs*also grab anything by Jordan L Hawke or Charlie Cochrane*coughs*

Oh, and Happy Fourth of July, 'Mercans! I wanted to find the clip of the Glowworm in James and the Giant Peach when they land in New York and she calls out "God Bless the colonies!" coz it's hilarious but I got nothing on YouTube. So, instead have this gorgeous version of the SSB.

Love your faces xxx
alexisjane: (a- oh abbadon)
The dog that has been staying went home today. Usually Lily is relieved, but this time she's pining for him.

I, however, am relieved. Very fudging relieved.

I've got a week to finish this damn book. I'm behind, and feel like I'm flagging badly but I think I can do it. Only 20k to go. *cries* your faces...esp if they're anything like this : ) xxx


Jan. 28th, 2016 03:55 pm
alexisjane: (+1 - Sam&Cas)
So, I'm doing the cover letter thing for the New Writers' Scheme thing, and I have to say what genre Stumble Forward falls into.

M/M Romance doesn't seem quite right to me. Yes, it's technically that but given the level of angst and heartbreak, do you think that I should say it's M/M Romantic Drama...or some other kind of thing?

And yes, I am overthinking this. How can you tell? : )

I have no idea what I'm doing : ( xx

ETA I will shut up about this eventually, I promise xx
alexisjane: (a- Hmmmm)
If anyone fancies spending their Sunday afternoon reading through my BB before I post tomorrow to check for formatting issues, make yourself known. H/c slowburn crime drama with voyeurism and sexytimes <69k


Aug. 9th, 2015 02:03 pm
alexisjane: (spinning ball of death)
I wasn't able to participate much this year but I did get a couple of things done.

My contributions )

Gigantic thank you to all the Bunker of Doom team members who always make this such fun, and for picking up my slack when I had to bail on all y'all. You truly rock!!
alexisjane: (a- like working with children)
...or not, and fucking hate yourself for it.


- A New Yorker with infinite patience and a reasonable knowledge of the city and it's workings, that I can fire questions at in no discernible order, so I don't end up sounding like an idiot for mentioning places that I may have passed through once with horrendous jet lag or glanced at on a map and thought, "Meh, that sounds okay." or have made up from watching too much Castle, Cagney and Lacey, and Murder She Wrote.

I will owe you any number of favours. And possibly sex.

no title
alexisjane: (sleepy dean)
[ profile] casey28 gave me 'S'! Which is appropriate as I'm so sleepy : )

Something I hate: Sunburn, sultanas in curry or apple pie, sore lips, stupidity, sanctimonious assholes

Something I love: Sex, Sam Winchester, sci-fi, Sterek, sea (to look at/paddle in), stirfry

Somewhere I've been: Scotland, Southampton, St Petersburg, Saudi Arabia, Spain...

Somewhere I'd like to go: Seattle, San Seychelles...where else is hot?

A film I liked: Star Wars, Star Trek, Shrek, Session 9, Serenity, Stigmata...
alexisjane: (Ass-hand)

For the Harlequin_Marvel Challenge on Dreamwidth

Fic by the wonderful leatherandlightning available on AO3


Title: undead daffodils
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 16,392
Notes/Warnings: au


"It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, for starters." Tony is gripping his hand, his eyes are sad underneath the shades. He looks a little lost. "You're just the embodiment of the American Dream, Mr. Rogers. I bet you puke sunshine and wear sweater vests unironically."

"Are things that easy where you come from?"

"You make it sound like I drive a UFO."

Steve nods seriously. "You're definitely from another planet."


More art bits and pieces : ) )

And lastly this gif, which is terrible but it made me smile : )


Please go read the fic, it's really good. I feel so lucky I managed to snap Ashley up before anyone else : )

Links are will be available on my deviantArt and also on my nsfw tumblr if you want to repost anything.
Please don't repost from here.


Jan. 30th, 2015 03:13 pm
alexisjane: (happy dance)
tumblr_m60zxen4OZ1rq7u7fo2_250   tumblr_m60zxen4OZ1rq7u7fo1_250

Holy Crap.

All three RBB's are DOOOOONE!!! Up and posted.

I thought that was going to kill me.

Well, that might be a bit of an exaggeration.

Actually what might kill me is the Marvel Harlequin, Dragon BB, SMPC, Evil Sam Roulette, SuperDisney and a birthday drawing I need to get done...all by the 17th.


Oh, and I spoke to my gallerist yesterday and he wants some drawings too. Yay!...I think...

On the other hand, I read a wonderful Anne of Green Gables/Sterek fic last night *coughs* yes, it's 100k! Who needs sleep, right?
You need know nothing of AoGG and I actually think it works better if you don't know the TeenWolf background but either way, if you fancy dabbling in hyperglycemia this weekend, this is for you. It's so sweet, very nicely written, and fluff like...I can't even. It'll make you happy : )

Read it! Kindred Spirits

God. Three more weeks then this madness will be over...then there can be different madness : )
alexisjane: (Ass-hand)

Title: To Rise, We Must Fall
Prompt Number: #E3006

Artist: alexisjane
Author: [ profile] buticankarriyou

Fandom/Genre: Supernatural
Pairing(s): Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11k

Warnings: s10 au, violence, horror, blood!play, knife!play, boyking!sam, demon!dean
Summary: Sam wants to find Dean after he goes missing from his bedroom post 9x23. But when Sam does find his Brother, Dean is not as he used to be.  Sam wants to fix Dean, but Dean proposes a different idea.

Read the Fic Here.

Okay, first off I want to say a massive thank you to Karri for choosing my picture. I have been the nightmare artist that everyone complains about and she has been so patient and sweet...please, please go check out her story, I know she's worked really hard on it.

I'm not going to say a lot about this just...boys with wings : )

I kept some screenshots of the making of...I've been watching a lot of photoshop tutorials and trying to think a little less fine art and more graphic novel. Not sure how that's going but I really enjoyed making this picture. There's a couple of close ups but you should be able to zoom in on the final pic to get a better look.

The decision to add a parchment texture to the title card was last minute but I'm pretty happy with it.

Anyway...wings : ) x

Stages of development )Couple of close ups )


Links are available on my deviantArt and also on my nsfw tumblr if you want to repost anything.
Please don't repost from here.

alexisjane: (red - Jared)
Title: The Acoustics Verse -  Part One
Author: [ profile] tifaching
Cover Art: alexisjane
Reader: [ profile] alexisjane
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: I don't think they make one high enough - NC-17?
Length: 1 hr 6 mins
Warnings: Everything. Seriously. Everything. Except het...unless you count snakes.

Summary: Sam has no redeeming characteristics.  Dean's life is one of rape and torture at Sam's hand.

Readers Notes:  – Buckle up – If you're not familiar with the 'verse , you might want to dip into the fic first before listening to an hour of this. This recording starts with Run, and then continues with the drabble verse in chronological order.
I'm having a hosting nightmare, so hopefully these links etc will work and I'll update the post as soon as I get my shizzle sorted out.
Recorded partly as Tif bought me in a fanauction and also for Fright Fest 2014 over at [ profile] evilsam_spn

The acoustics verse

Record and upload voice >>

mp3 Here

***Bonus points and a Free Cookie to whoever can guess which drabble made me breakdown and have this reaction : ) ***

Audio recording software >>


Oct. 26th, 2014 10:29 pm
alexisjane: (happy dance)
I did it! Three, count them...THREE...RBB entries submitted. They look like crap right now but they are in! Now, I just have to podfic and edit 10k of torture porn by Friday and I'm back on schedule *whimpers*

In RL news, I had a query from someone wanting to commission 4k's worth of art, this evening...Yay \0/...except the images they wanted a recommission of, weren't mine...awkward. Nevermind.

I made a happy dance gif to cheer myself up, so there's that.

Inbox at 819

alexisjane: (a- horrified)
Oh god.

Two fucking hours on would have thought I'd have pressed save just once...nope.

You can see my tears of frustration in the dictionary under 'Rookie Mistake'.

I'm just gonna beat myself in the head and then crawl into a bottle for the rest of the evening, if that's okay x

alexisjane: (+1 - Sam&Cas)
Any podficcers hosted by paraka?   I finally got the ftp thingy to work but I'll be fucking damned if it won't let me access the files in a URL. It says I need to put something into the advanced options...but I have no idea what.


I've been trying to make this work for 6 months and it's driving me nuts!!

Any advice gratefully recieved xx


Aug. 24th, 2014 09:07 pm
alexisjane: (a - Lilith)
I just thought I saw a mouse running down my curtains!

Silly me! : )

It's a spider the size of a mouse.

Anyone have a flame thrower to hand?


Oh Lordy...

Aug. 9th, 2014 04:58 pm
alexisjane: (+1 - Sam&Cas)
GISHERS! We did it! Are you all in one piece? I feel totally destroyed, bemused and kinda grossed out at how much housework I'm going to have to do after leaving everything this week. My kitchen is disgusting.

Over at [ profile] spn_bunker, we're kinda celebrating as it was our team's first year and we're feeling pretty pleased that we managed to get so many things done. Anyway [ profile] brightly_lit posted these questions as a yeah. That. Or rather this...

What was the worst part? The clothespins. Definitely the clothespins. )
alexisjane: (a - electric)
God help me, I promised myself I'd do this...I might just do it really small : ) x

Originally posted by [ profile] onaugh at 5.04 Future Dean and Croatoan
 Reposting from June 02, 2014 - - This is a great idea and it would be awesome to see others doing this and posting pics. It kind of has a bittersweet feel to it as well, seeing as Dean isn't human anymore.


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