alexisjane: (jay - smile)
OMG, somebody posted this on Facebook and it's hilarious!!!

I don't know how long it goes on for but I've been reading it all morning. My stomach hurts from laughing. It's so funny.

oglaf.com


NSFW cartoon )

Festive

Dec. 13th, 2015 07:07 am
alexisjane: (boys - Baby Boys)
After being introduced to the wonderfully creepy Folger incest coffee commercial, it now doesn't seem like Christmas without it. This extended version is just fantastic!

"We sent you to West Africa for a reason, Ryan!"

Perfect.

Happy Festivus, Everyone xx

alexisjane: (TW - stiles wink)
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] write_light at Stop everything and WATCH (even if not your fandom)

This is genius vidding - a perfectly edited blend of Teen Wolf and a rollicking Broadway musical song and IT WORKS SO WELL.

Hilarious, and impressive, even if it's not your fandom.  Watch anyway.  GO ON you have nothing better to do. It won't hurt you.  :D





DW X-post: http://write-light.dreamwidth.org/510759.html. Comments loved! :) comment count unavailable at DW.

Line Drive

Jun. 26th, 2015 10:03 am
alexisjane: (TW - Homerun)
Very proud of Sean Conroy becoming the first openly gay professional baseball player. It shouldn't have to be such a big deal and now hopefully now, because of his willingness to take the backlash, it means we're getting closer to the day it won't have to be.

But why, oh why, did he have to be a pitcher?

I honestly thought I was going to have an aneurysm, I've been laughing so hard! The picture of him shaking hands with the catcher just...I can't stop, I just can't!

No more Sterek baseball slash fic for me. I'm a horrible person.

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alexisjane: (Ass-hand)
This Sunday is [livejournal.com profile] smpc's Porn Pile, celebrating the second anniversary of the com. Everyone is invited to porn and as usual I'm leaving it til the last minute to get something together.

What I had in mind, as I don't have a lot of time, was to do some manips of your favorite porny stuff. You know my manips are often unintentionally ridiculous but I think they're funny, and porn is porn, right?

So, link me to your favorite porn pic or gif, or just leave it in the comments and hopefully by Sunday I'll have enough to make a little Sam/Dean-J2 porn post. And don't forget that everyone is invited to post something on Sunday. Details are here if you're thinking about participating.




I'm still laughing at this one : ) xx
alexisjane: (a-puppetsam)
So today I recieved a package from the most wonderful, most generous and most naughty [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal...!

Spoilers for 1.22 of Marvel's Agents of Shield )

There has been so much squee today, I can't imagine what the neighbours think I've been up to!
Thank you so much my Darling, I'm so, so happy : ) I feel like I've started my birthday already!
*hugs you super, super tight* xxx

Things

Sep. 10th, 2014 10:26 pm
alexisjane: (+1 - daddys boy)
Minibang submitted - check
Commission posted - check
spngenbb art started - check

Inbox at 835

Two people who I don't know who they are are trying to talk to me on Skype...I'm just ignoring it.

Someone friended me today...and then unfriended me a few hours later. Obviously read some of the fic... *coughs* icon *coughs* : )

Yesterday, I saw a man BUYING MINCE PIES! It's SEPTEMBER!! What the actual fuck.

I have now watched every single episode of Midsomer Murders. Notable moments - Orlando Bloom buying it, talking about figging, priest doing the exorcizamus te, aaaaaaall the incest, all the vicars/priests being gay - everyone knowing and nobody caring, the sprechen hunde,  the Brighton ep, S7, 8, 9 being fairly awful but S10 onwards definitely getting a lot better (bodes well, I thought), unexpectedly ending up in floods of tears when John Nettles character retired.

Also caught up on Doctor Who. I'm liking it. Laughing so much! The scripts are very very funny! But, also the teaser for the next one scared the shit out of me! I'm afraid of the dark so I will be watching that one on a lunchtime, I think : ) x
alexisjane: (a-puppetsam)


Just the prompts alone have had me in stitches, you have to check this out and, please god, someone fill the one about Misha having to use the J's sextrailer...oh lordy.



ghost creature

Also this! Prompt challenge and community based around creatures! Prompts are open til the 15th. This round is all about ghosts and the afterlife...

alsoimayhavemadethelogo

Quickie

Sep. 6th, 2014 10:04 pm
alexisjane: (a - electric)
I've been awake for many many hours. Earlier I was feeling punchy...now...everything is kinda weird right now.

Anyway, a perfect time to post this.

Before I have said how much I want a J2 where Jared discovers (by way of making a delivery or something) Jensen standing in the hallway of his house, pretending to bark like a dog, very convincingly. I'm imagining that there's a rational explanation for it and Jensen is an accountant or something, very straightlaced...hilarity and buttsex ensues.

This came about as I look after a dog that barks in the manner of a man pretending to bark...yes I know you've probably read this before but look!!!

A dog that howls like a man in pain...trust me...it's very funny. It's just weird to start but by the end I was beside myself!!

I'm going to go to bed now...and wear earplugs! xx

Drive by

Sep. 6th, 2014 12:09 pm
alexisjane: (a- nutcracker)
Holy Crap...I saw a still of this on Twitter yesterday and thought it was hilarious...I had no idea there was a vid!

My chest hurts from laughing...normally I'm very anti prank but Jesus Fuck this is so funny!!

If you are very phobic of spiders you might not want to watch...there are no spiders in this! Only Weiner dogs in wonderful costumes.

So cruel...but so so funny!! I think I would genuinely shit my pants if this happened to me : ) x

alexisjane: (mantra)
The gorgeous [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal posted some Gerald Butler earlier and my brain went straight here.

If you haven't seen RocknRolla, this is only spoilery for this bit of storyline which isn't exactly integral to the plot.
It is, however, one of favourite movie moments...

Sometimes if you ship it hard enough...nsfw for bad language )
alexisjane: (jay - smile)
RIGHT!

Plan of action...armadillo, dog walk, shower, eat actual food, DO SOME WORK...no more fan stuff 'til later! Much later....x


Armadillo ✓
First thought - that armadillo reeeeeally loves that pink rubber teddy.
Second thought - oh god now I'm going to have to ask someone to J2 that coz it's too adorable to be anything else!
Third thought - look at his little tippytoes! Dying of cuteness : ) x


Oh Lordy...

Aug. 9th, 2014 04:58 pm
alexisjane: (+1 - Sam&Cas)
GISHERS! We did it! Are you all in one piece? I feel totally destroyed, bemused and kinda grossed out at how much housework I'm going to have to do after leaving everything this week. My kitchen is disgusting.

Over at [livejournal.com profile] spn_bunker, we're kinda celebrating as it was our team's first year and we're feeling pretty pleased that we managed to get so many things done. Anyway [livejournal.com profile] brightly_lit posted these questions as a debrief....so yeah. That. Or rather this...

What was the worst part? The clothespins. Definitely the clothespins. )

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