The dreams are weird right? I have those dreams. You may be the first person who will understand my relationship with Ashton Kutcher. I have had reoccurring dreams about us being in love and in this relationship...also I have never had anykind of thing about him, so it's even weirder. But I completely get that. I wake up all warm and happy inside.
she's never going to wake up one morning and tell me its not working out...that made me laugh, I mean it's so true, it reminded me of this funny stand up bit that my son and I are always copying, it's John Caparulo, and he says this thing about why does everyone want smart dogs and talk about how smart their dog is, I mean I don't want my dog to be smarter than me, sitting around and judging my life choices and shit, like ...why are you watching the movie when you haven't read the book first.
It just cracks me up everytime, my dog needs to poop outside and let me love all over him, that's all he needs to do♥
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Date: 2014-12-15 03:05 pm (UTC)she's never going to wake up one morning and tell me its not working out...that made me laugh, I mean it's so true, it reminded me of this funny stand up bit that my son and I are always copying, it's John Caparulo, and he says this thing about why does everyone want smart dogs and talk about how smart their dog is, I mean I don't want my dog to be smarter than me, sitting around and judging my life choices and shit, like ...why are you watching the movie when you haven't read the book first.
It just cracks me up everytime, my dog needs to poop outside and let me love all over him, that's all he needs to do♥