alexisjane

Title - Who Makes The First Move?
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words. Characters that bear the names of actors in this story have no relation to the real life people of the same name. They simply have the misfortune to be cast in my sordid little tale. No profit is made from this.
Word count - 2,800

Warnings - man sex - oral and intercrural, age difference, unrealistic representation of the US university system, pie.

A/N - I'm all kinds of fail. I was supposed to do a pretty picture for my smpc but my art-fu left me at the last minute and there's no way in hell I'm posting something that awful...so you get this awful instead.

From the 'verse called Dot The i (heed the warnings on the post if you go there)
Originally a comment meme thing prompted by wings128 who wanted J2 CollegeAU (Thank you so much, Darling) that's gotten out of control. I'm still taking questions and writing more. Anyway, you don't need to have read any of the other bits, although this tiny snippet might help it along...
( Who Holds The Umbrella? )

Anyway. I hope this is okay. Beta'd in record time by the ever wonderful, yohkobennington. (Thank you so much, Hunny ♥). Any remaining mistakes are mine. Please feel free to point them out.
ETA - Made some minor edits coz they were pissing me off : )




( Who Makes The First Move? )

Right.
I have just lost two days to LJ.
My RSI hurts
After valiantly clipping my unanswered messages in my inbox back to less than 200 I am now back up to 496 (fml)
So tomorrow I will post for spn_hallelujah, I will read any and all rlbivob posts...and that's it.
I will try and answer any outstanding emails but otherwise, please try to be uninteresting and/or unamusing so I can get some RL stuff done! You guys quite frankly suck at being dull and unfriendly.

Other than that...

I made this manip. I'm not very good at it but I'm really happy with this one so I'm posting it and you can't stop me...ETA yes, I changed it just to confuse you : )



And if you're not a member of rlbivob yet, why the fuck not? We have porn and pretty everyday and one of the best stories around as well as squee and lovely icon makers and playlist compilers...it's really nice...especially if you like panties and handcuffs and stabvests ( I am partial to a stab vest) and mouthy bb!Jared and brooding scary!Jensen...who smokes.

Also I'm so excited about the artist that claimed my BB, I can't even. Brace yourselves for shitloads of squee when reveals happen!! : )

Off to bed.
Love your faces ♥ x

So I was supposed to be going to visit my family tomorrow, which some of you might know isn't exactly the most restful thing for me and I was all ready to write a moany post about having to travel really far with a dog who sheds and couch surfing for fours days and use this infographic...



...but then my mother just cancelled on me!! Admittedly I'm a bit sad that I don't get to see her or my bro for a few more weeks but mostly I'm happier than I should be that I can finish off some work that needs doing and start editing my BB...and that I get to use this gif instead...



I'm a homebody. Home is where I'm happiest. Also there's wi-fi here : ) x

If you're trying to get hold of me/messaged me/wondering why I haven't answered your pleas, I am on the final furlong/last legs/vinegar strokes of my BB. I just have to get this last 1k done and then I'm all yours...promise...well, maybe after a shower x

Watch this til I get back if you're desperately bored x
( Soo Very Very NSFW!!!...but freckles : ) x )

I have been answering messages and replying to comments for most of today, deleting them as I go.

I still have 402 unanswered things in my inbox.

If I haven't replied to your lovely comment or message, I just wanted to let you know that I will do my best to return it as soon as possible, that I'm not ignoring you, I'm just slow and easily overwhelmed by life : )
And that I love you profoundly.

How profoundly?

How about muscle-bound Jensen profoundly.

Huh!...Amiright!...Right! x

I hardly got any sleep last night so when the damn dog woke up at 6am on in the dot, I could have killed her...but then a quick look at my phone told me golden_cyborg POSTED so all was forgiven, especially when it turns out that reading the post from the new comm is delightful and so easy! *happy dances*

So get your butts over there to read it.

Also, wendy is a friggin' genius and created a playlist for the fic which is just perfect! On top of which, when she posted it, she made a lovely thing with quotes and images and it's awesome.

If you're not a member then just click the button and you will be, then you can look at all the pretty pictures : )

Speaking of...x


( Pretty and NSFWish )