alexisjane

Okay, first off, this post has nothing to do with Penelope Pitstop. I just thought I'd make a post asking for help with something, and then her funny voice was in my head...hence the title.

Second. Googling images of Penelope Pitstop to use in this post for a little decoration was a BIG MISTAKE. Needless to say, my childhood is ruined : (

Thirdly...I just wanted to see if anyone fancied looking over my blurb for Book Four (Jebus) of the Alphas' Homestead thing. Book Two will be out soon and I wanted to put the blurb for B4 in the back, but it sounds funky to me. Not super attached to the title or the tagline...or any of it, frankly.

( Bad Blurb Beneath... )


Also, I've tweaked the cover for Book Two...it now has 150% more nipple...which I hate but hopefully you will like.

Tweaked. Nipple. See what I did there. (That wasn't even on purpose : )

Okey Dokey! Definitely time for a cup of tea if I'm accidentally punning. Love your faces ♥

Saw this and it made me laugh coz Lily makes that face...

( slightly nsfw )


...except this is why : ) x

( annotations for accuracy : ) )

( Nano is kicking my ass... )


( Sterek all the way... )

If you didn't know already, there is a fanauction to help cillab42. She and her dogs really really need our help and pretty quickly too so if you can help in any way please do.

Please go here: Fanwork Auction


*****I am offering fic here and art here. *****

I really want to contribute but have zero funds right now, so please place a bid, no matter how small. I really couldn't bear the thought of Cillab having to put her dogs in a shelter, especially just before the festive season.

I'm not putting it on the comm but if you want podfic instead of fic, just buy now in the fic offer. Just for friends : ) Coz you guys are the bestest : )

Also, I was reminded of this clip earlier. I know the boys have talked about how they first met at the audition but in my head, I kinda see it being a little more like this.


Adorable J2 this way!!


Hope y'all have a lovely weekend ♥ xx

It's 2.30 am. I should really go to bed, but there's chocolate next to me and it keeps finding it's way into my mouth. (Darlin', I can hear your eyerolling from way over here : )

Anyway, I'm so close to getting my stuff done!. I just have to finish my minibang art contribution and complete my podficbigbang in the next five days and then everything should calm down a little : )

But I wanted to very quickly squee about my RBB writers!!!

heroic_downfall snapped up my winged boys and her fic idea is just delish!

visticuffs was very brave and grabbed my Gil/Osric pic and I'm so excited about her take on it!

And finally, if you didn't know already, the insanely talented ephermeralk, ended up with my Stripper Fireman!Sam. The poor thing is going to have to write porn, and threesomes and...well, I don't know how she's going to stand it. Poor baby. I said I'd paint her some graphic dp...I hope it'll make up for some of the hardship ; )

Anyway, I'm starting to pass out so...that

Oh, and I posted my minibang : )  \0/ Yay for minibangs!

xx

Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun.
Word count - 1354
Warnings - Dubcon, Blow job, Sex Accident, Hurt!Dean, Bottom!Dean, Restraint
Summary - It's Sammy's birthday and Dean did promise...
Notes - Written for skeletncloset's birthday back in April but only just realised I didn't put it in a post....this is me doing that now.

( Never Again )

Title -  Wheelhouse
Pairing - Well...Sam/Dean, I guess
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben, Jeremy or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun.
Word count - 1285
Warnings - whipping, hurt!Dean, sadism, pain, blood, dub-con, Set S4 I guess...is it a pwp? I'm not sure. OC POV.

Notes - I have no idea what this is. well...I  guess primariy it is a gift for the wonderful and so, SO generous, somersault_j to whom I have owed this ficlet for the longest time! She wrote me tie!kink and wanted a little whipping thing in return. She has been profoundly patient waiting for me to write it and ended up having to kickstart my brain when it faltered and then beta'd it for me! I had a hard time writing this. It was really difficult for some reason! I hope it turned out okay. Thanks to skeletncloset too for letting me cry on her shoulder. Please feel free to point out any or all mistakes. They are mine.



( Wheelhouse. )

Title -  The Long Game
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun.
Word count - 2500
Warnings - gore, dub-con, bottom!Dean, bad!Sam, blood drinking, hurt!Dean, spoilers up to current S9. This is a case fic and has a very brief description of a dead child.

A/N - My springfling for thursdaysisters. Her prompt was 'abandoned hospital', so it just had to be this!

( The Long Game )