alexisjane

Sometimes around this time of year I get a little sad that I'm not in a relationship, that I haven't been in one for some time, and that I can't even imagine being in one again.

And then I hear the asshole next door screaming at his girlfriend so loud that I'm actually a little afraid for her and think maybe I should call the police, and I realised I'm blessed!

Being with someone that loves and respects you is the most wonderful thing in the world. Being with someone for the sake of it is a living hell.

I'm really grateful to have you guys, and all the wonderful romantic, sexy, lovely fanstuff that you all make, and I'm grateful too for the douchenozzle next door for reminding me that sometimes, you're better off alone.

And I haven't even started drinking yet : ) *hugs you all tight* xxx

Title -  Wheelhouse
Pairing - Well...Sam/Dean, I guess
Rating - NC-17
Disclaimer - These are my words but all my base are belong to Kripke, Sera, Ben, Jeremy or whoever so don't sue me. It's just for fun.
Word count - 1285
Warnings - whipping, hurt!Dean, sadism, pain, blood, dub-con, Set S4 I guess...is it a pwp? I'm not sure. OC POV.

Notes - I have no idea what this is. well...I  guess primariy it is a gift for the wonderful and so, SO generous, somersault_j to whom I have owed this ficlet for the longest time! She wrote me tie!kink and wanted a little whipping thing in return. She has been profoundly patient waiting for me to write it and ended up having to kickstart my brain when it faltered and then beta'd it for me! I had a hard time writing this. It was really difficult for some reason! I hope it turned out okay. Thanks to skeletncloset too for letting me cry on her shoulder. Please feel free to point out any or all mistakes. They are mine.



( Wheelhouse. )

I wanted to post this yesterday but I was feeling so awful last night, I could not finish it in time, so apologies for the tardiness.
Anyway...

To celebrate the fictional-imaginary boyfriend's birthday this year I decided to try the Apple-Pie Burrito from justinedelarge's fic, Sure Got A Dirty Mouth and watch Porky's 2, the film Dean would like most to live in.

Dean and I have a lot in common. Our love of food, especially pie, is one of those things. So when I read about the pie burrito that Sam makes for Dean in SGaDM, I was needless to say, very excited. The lovely author sent me instructions and if ever there was a day to try them out, it was yesterday.

( Visual Guide to the Apple-Pie Burrito )

Easy and really, seriously, delicious! I will totally be making this again. In fact, I'd make one now if I had more apples!


Review of Porky's 2

I have to say I wasn't really looking forward to watching this but I did, partly as I promised the WoL over at spn_bunker that I would for the files but also because Dean and I do have very similar tastes in movies and if he likes it, then there's a good chance I would like it.

There was a lot of discussion of why, of all the movies in existence, why would Dean pick this as the one he would choose to live in if he had the chance and why Porky's 2, why not Porky's?

( Actually...I get it. )

Of course, I'm sure all y'all would have a different take on it and should you fancy giving it a go, you can watch it here on Youtube

I'm gonna go eat a salad and read some Kafka...Happy Birthday, Baby : ) x