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Any New Yorkers able to help me with a little location scouting? Google Earth is being a shitbag and I may start screaming if I have to look at it's stupid face anymore. I figured maybe I should just ask you all before I start ripping my flesh from my bones : )

( Slight spoilers for the Xmas story )

Also, if you fancy beta reading with a specific eye for all things big and appley, that would be lovely.

*kisses* xxx

Coltan Haynes's nipple piercing was my spirit animal for a while...it's currently Levi Karter twerking in Captain America underwear, but that's beside the point.

Coltan is adorable. He talks to a pig, sings badly, plays tennis and gets sweaty with Ian Bohen (I suspect not necessarily in that order ifyaknowwhatImean *winks*). He's a dork and proud, so I'm very fond of him.

Having said that, today he posted this...

...no one that sweet should be allowed access to stubble. Just saying.

*fans self*

Also, I've eaten so much Indian food tonight I'm finding it kinda hard to breathe. I'm so full. Probably still have room for wine though : ) xx

The dog that has been staying went home today. Usually Lily is relieved, but this time she's pining for him.

I, however, am relieved. Very fudging relieved.

I've got a week to finish this damn book. I'm behind, and feel like I'm flagging badly but I think I can do it. Only 20k to go. *cries*

Anyway...love your faces...esp if they're anything like this : ) xxx

Can this week blow anymore? Seriously?

♥

I finished my tax return this morning! So, now I'm anticipating the arrival of the Math Police any second to throw me in the slammer for not being able to add up right, and for claiming £3.70 for a bus ticket even though it's so faded it's only just legible, and what the hell do I think I'm doing, including double sided tape that I could be using for anything...

I may be slightly paranoid.

So, I mermaided myself while I wait for them to arrive.

Might be fuzzy coz I had to screenshot it coz it wouldn't save. I'd love to say it's uncannily accurate... : ) xx

This is gold.

NSFW for language.

Yes, I know I should be working but look at his faaaaace! *whimpers*

Just wanted to quickly rec this article. I saw something about it on Upworthy the other day but didn't have a chance to read it.

If there's not a fic/book/movie in this then I give up...

Basically, this little girl feeds the crows in her garden for so long...they start bringing her gifts in return. The best part is how she treasures these things, hoarding bits of broken jewellery and pieces of colored glass like they are the most precious things in the world. Christ, it's so lovely!

Anyway, I thought y'all might like it : ) esp.

casey28 Crows are the best! ♥

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31604026

Fuck.

I've totally just written myself into a corner. I need the Hive Mind!!

Character 1 is in the ICU. I was going to have the nurse give Character 2 his effects and Character 2 was going to take the keys to his apartment and blah blah blah

But I just fudging realized that Character 1 is the victim of a crime and so all his effects would have been logged as evidence...including his keys..

FFFFUUUUUU!!!!

So, how does...

a) the nurse have his keys, or
b) Character 2 become motivated to go to and/or get into the apartment.

...

GO!

Thank you so much for all the help! : ) xx

Originally posted by

reggie11 at Help save Mel (Demondetox)

One of our SPN family is in trouble, and the lovely kazluvsbooks has organised this fundraiser to help her out. I won't go into too many details because Mel's (demondetox) private life should stay private, but she's a single mother who is also taking care of her own mother. She's also very, very strapped for cash. She's a kind, generous, and big-hearted person. A number of you already know the circumstances of why she needs the money from a post I made on all_spn. But below is a link to her tumblr post, and some of the fabulous GIFs she posts on tumblr as well as a few words from
kazluvsbooks

(MEL’S POST)

MEL'S AMAZING GIF'S

"We are blessed to have so many of Mel’s gif’s and edit’s on tumblr and this is a way to say thank you and keep her in the fandom.

(Mel has not asked me to do this, i am doing it on behalf of her and will hand every donation over to her for the bill. Any questions please ask.)"

PLEASE DONATE HERE (even if it is just $5)

If this is true, and given that Robbie Thompson is writing it I can imagine it is, then the show runners can just go fuck themselves.

Can't think of anything worse right now.

( Spoilers for 10.5... )

It might be fine. It might be hilarious. Not holding my fucking breath though. Praying its a hoax.

Not happy x

This fill on

spn_masquerade is just AWESOME!

Go read it now!!

Request: Jared/Jensen, PA!Jared, boss!Jensen, self-bondage, getting caught, dubcon, bottom!Jensen

Jensen always wears expensive suits, his hair is always styled perfectly, he always eats at the same time and he seems to have no relationship. Jared notices all this, because he's in love with his boss. Sadly his boss is kinda an uptight, asshole-ish boss.

One night Jared comes into the office to work on a project and finds his boss trussed up, blindfolded and gagged in his office, naked ass on display, plugged up. Jared worries, until he stops worrying, when realizing that Jensen did this to himself. Jared takes advantage.

(you can make it as dark and kinky as you want)

EEEEE!!!! x

51,565 words.

That last 1k turned into 4k of Christ, really? but it's done.

My head hurts x

Sunday Morning Worship and Prayers are now up on

spn_hallelujah

teaser

See you in Church x

So I thought I was mildly fucked this morning when I got my springfling assignment through. I stared at it half the day, blank-brained and panicking, and then this evening, with the aid of gyoza, I had a breakthrough and I think I've come up with something that might be okay.

Ten minutes later I get my remix redux assignment.

So, yeah. Utterly fucked.

x

New-season-2-promos-jensen-ackles-4616435-1089-1450

Today's reading is from the Gospel of

my_specialhell Chapter - 60 Seconds. Verse 22

"Dean: his presence, his soul (so beautiful, so bright, no wonder Cass had fallen from grace for him, fallen for him, raped the balance of good and evil over and over for that man), his presence filling the void and the darkness inside himself."

Also, The Confessional is now available for you to confess your transgressions. I may assign penance, if I can come up with something amusing x

Sometimes it seems that even with our best intentions, Fandom (and our preoccupation with the sexy times) occasionally leaks into our Real Lives causing concern and consternation amongst our friends and making us question our own sanity. This is the place where you can make amends.
In the comments below, confess your slip ups, misunderstandings and mishearings.

If you've slapped someone for asking you to work out their kinks, not realising they were just asking for a shoulder rub, if you've accidentally called someone "Chad" because they were being a dick, or if the sight of your mother roughly stuffing a chicken has caused you to have to lock yourself in the bathroom til you stopped blushing, this is the place for you to confess.

Not because it will make you feel any better, just so we can all have a damn good laugh about what dorks we are.
Because we are all dorks, let's face it.

"...if anybody's listening, here goes."

(This is for fun so no meanness, name calling, hair-pulling, kink shaming or making anyone feel bad. You do and so help me I will spam you with Bieber)

Today's reading is from the Gospel of

homo_pink, Chapter - Stiffness In The Bones. Verse 119

"When they go for round two that night, it's with Jensen climbed up on top of him, dropped down onto his dick and riding him like the hours are nothing, like they’ve got all the time in the world to burn through and Jensen's holding the match. He twines their fingers together, keeps their hands on either side of Jared’s head and looks at him in this way that Jared wishes he wouldn’t. Because he knows Jensen doesn't really mean it."

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