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Here we go!

Starting to upload Book Two today. Fingers crossed, I don't fuck it up : )

As before I'm going to be giving out 30 copies in exchange for honest reviews.
And as I like you guys best of everyone, you get first dibs...okay, the official ARC reviewers get first first dibs but still sorta first : )
Details are below.
Email me – contact[at]alexjane[dot]info – and tell me if you want epub, mobi, or PDF
I cannot send you a file unless I know what file type you want so don't forget that!

Returning Home

Three years after Jacob Carpenter landed on Caleb Fletcher’s doorstep, the Alpha mates return to the city they grew up in to be married.
Aside from the sheer exhaustion of traveling across the country with three children in tow, both men step foot back in New York filled with apprehension about what kind of reception they will receive from their families after abandoning their respective packs.
At first it seems they are welcomed home with open arms and much excitement about their wedding but it soon becomes clear that not everyone is so happy to see the prodigal sons return.
Indeed, Caleb finds himself wondering if Jacob will go through with the ceremony at all, or whether it would be better to pack up his mate and their children, and head back to Nebraska before the situation does irreparable damage to them both.

Sometimes you have to leave a place to realize it’s exactly where you ought to be.

…..

Novella – 36k+

Warnings – angst, family discord, angst...bit more angst. Maybe even a bit more than that. Sexytimes. HEA.

I may be a little bit nervous...just a little bit...

*weeps*
♥

That's me by the way^^^ : )

Three things!

1. I'm trying to post a bit more and that's going okay, but if you missed it, there's a new comm called

amilliondays, set up in response to the shit-fest that is 2016, and inspired by the 100 Days of Happiness meme that's going around. People have been cross posting their happy thoughts there, but just to be awkward, I've just been posting random things that have made me smile. I could cross post to here but...nah. Come on over and share the love yourselves!

ii Tomorrow I'm been asked to do some sort of Facebook author chat event thingy to help with someone's book launch...I've no idea what the fuck is going on as usual.
Anyway, I have to turn up and talk about stuff, and do a giveaway, apparently?
I figured that I could giveaway a paperback copy of Home Is Where You Are as they're available now with some other swag type stuff, but I have to ask a question for people to win it. I've no clue what sort of thing to ask so if y'all have any bright ideas, prompt me bitches.
I'll drop a post here tomorrow when it's on so you can pop by if the mood takes you : )

Three. I'm up for SMPC on Sunday. Any requests?

My writing mojo is weak right now so situational prompts using the J's from Sunday Maybe Monday, Gazes Into You, Stumble Forward, Dot the 'i', or Teenchesters would be lovely. Feel free to suggest anything you like. I might not use it but it might get some idea growing in my head. If there's room...otherwise it'll be manips again : )

Hope y'all are doing okay. Hang in there, peeps ♥

20624 words.

Submitted.

Betas required for J2 gore, domestic violence, and awkward fumbling sex.

In the fic...not like a date or anything.

Love your faces : ) xxx

Also, my happy dance user pic isn't working. Shame on you LJ. And shame on your cow.

I finished my tax return this morning! So, now I'm anticipating the arrival of the Math Police any second to throw me in the slammer for not being able to add up right, and for claiming £3.70 for a bus ticket even though it's so faded it's only just legible, and what the hell do I think I'm doing, including double sided tape that I could be using for anything...

I may be slightly paranoid.

So, I mermaided myself while I wait for them to arrive.

Might be fuzzy coz I had to screenshot it coz it wouldn't save. I'd love to say it's uncannily accurate... : ) xx

Just wanted to do a quick pimp for my LiveStream thing, but moreso, the

wedraweveryday comm

If you like doing art or looking at art, come be with us! The aim is to draw something everyday, or everyday you can, and post something. There's tutorials and feedback and all kinds of art related stuff, not necessarily fannish, not necessarily drawing. Just art.

'S nice : )

Anyway, when I have the wherewithall to do a LiveStream, I'll probably just announce it on there coz crossposting is boring. But if you miss it, the videos stay on my channel for a month, I think, so you can go watch them there. I'm happy to take requests/concrit/cookies/suggestions to make the vids more interesting : )

<–– This is a button. Click it.

So, my relaxing evening, quietly drawing, somewhat ruined by the neighbours TV being so loud, whatever rape scene they were watching triggered me into a panic attack.

Good times.
Haven't had one of those in a while.

Now playing Zepplin so loud, it's actually hurting my head but they might get the message. Not holding my breath though.

In other news...

( The Show )

( Criminal Minds - spoilers for 10.13 )

( The Listener )

Inbox at....I'm not even gonna say coz Somer will stroke out ♥ I'm getting there though : )

Love your faces x

I have absolutely 100% not been keeping up with my flist or my messages so this weekend I'm tackling the inbox! Bum Bum Baaaaa!

So if you get a reply to something you commented on six months ago and is no longer relevant...sorry.

Was at 787...let's see if I can get to 0 by Sunday night : ) x

ETA – 20:32 - 660. Time for a tea break : )

ETA – Sun noon - 491. Getting there. Slowly but surely.

I did it! Three, count them...THREE...RBB entries submitted. They look like crap right now but they are in! Now, I just have to podfic and edit 10k of torture porn by Friday and I'm back on schedule *whimpers*

In RL news, I had a query from someone wanting to commission 4k's worth of art, this evening...Yay \0/...except the images they wanted a recommission of, weren't mine...awkward. Nevermind.

I made a happy dance gif to cheer myself up, so there's that.

Inbox at 819

♥

Originally posted by

sasha_dragon at A Call To Arms!!!!!!!!!!

I hope that this is alright to post here, in my ongoing struggle to get Supernatural screened in the United Kingdom this happened last night

I'm asking all the fan girls from the UK on this comm to go and have a little conversation with Neflix, let's see if we can bring the boys back to the United Kingdom.

Originally posted by

wings128 at HOORAY! PROGRESS!!

A while back I posted this and now there is a new update, more than a few of you might be interested in.

Originally posted by

selenic76 at New development in content stealing site case.

Apparently behind the content stealing bot there was a human being somewhere who has decided to listen to reason, of sorts. The site now has a complain page.

You can leave a complaint, telling them they have posted your content without permission, and you wish it to be removed. Also, you can tell them not to post any of your content in the future too. But you need to be very specific, and also ask your page and/or your communities to be added to their exclusion list. (Read some of the comments for examples on what to write)

Thank you

endeni and

ladydragon76 for this information. You can read

ladydragon76's comment on the matter over here.

The best thing is, if you really are specific in your request, they seem to be complying!!!

Please spread this information, since they have apparently stolen content from tons of pages. (They even admit it in comment, that since they post stuff from like a thousand pages, they didn't want to take the time to as for everyones permission! They even used Creative Commons licence as an excuse to stealing, even though content needs to be clearly marked for CC before it falls under it. Stupid people are stupid...)

All this being said, I've regained some hope in the world, and just want to shout a big YES to this victory :)

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When I went over to check...the muthafucka had reposted one of my personal entries! Not even fic!

Needless to say I left a stinky message asking for it to be removed and all the comms I mod to be added to the exclusion list as well.

It's definitely worth popping over and searching for your journal name to see if any of your stuff has ended up there.

Fucker. x

.

segomyeggo

I missed my Tuesday post yesterday coz reasons, so this post with be brought to you today by the letters D (for disjointed), R (for random) and the number 2 (for J2, not poop)

( Random Stuff, Pics and Vids and things. Cut for length mostly )

Two things I didn't want to put under the cut coz, fuck you, read them!

The gofundme thing to help

wings128 get somewhere for her and her kids to live is going well but please, please we still need a little more. This is time sensitive so go now! You can check out my post about it here, if you want. There may be deliciousness : )

septembers_coda is a horrible influence. I wasn't going to do NaNoWriMo this year but then she's getting all excited about it and might do a comm so we can help each other a long and stuff...and now I'm doing it. Goddammit.
I'm going to be using it to get ahead on my J2BB for next year...which I know I've started but getting the bulk of the first draft done before Festivus I think would be good. So start taking the fish oils and look out for that fairly soon if you fancy doing it too!!

Okay, three things...I'm doing Trick or Treat drabbles for Halloween. The post is here.

( There might also have been a TV show on or something last night... )

In conclusion, Orcas.

Also, if you've got a minute, could you just quickly pm

somersault_j and tell her how fucking wonderful she is? Coz reasons...you don't have to give any, just send her some love : ) Thanks ever so... : ) xxx

So...

In the unrelenting saga of "the universe hates me and really wishes I wasn't in it", the weird noise I heard last night wasn't a robot attack, it was my router imploding.

Long and rather tearful story short...I'm gonna be offline til...best case...Thursday.

I'm trying to see the positives, I was going to try and reboot RL this week anyway but, fuck me, talk about timing.

Practically, my 3G only works intermittently so I will probably fly by today and tomorrow but then, obviously not until I'm back online.
I'm not going to try and answer any comments til then either.
My email mostly works if you need me.
Worse case scenario...Milly can get hold of me if there's some kind of emergency (although what in the world that could be, I have no idea...)

I know it's only a couple of days but ffs...

On the upside, my house is gonna be sooo clean : )

See you on the other side!!! Love your faces!!! ♥ xxx

Anyone about that could do a quick read through/vague beta of <5K of J2 A/O AU?
The only warnings really are bottom!Jensen, hurt!Jensen, trope meddling...Consensual knotting...older!Jared...that's about it. I just need a second pair of eyes to see if it makes sense (...if anyone is going to stroke out from all the cliches...) and to catch any major typos.

Kisses! xxx

Merci beaucoup, Chérie x

Any podficcers hosted by paraka? I finally got the ftp thingy to work but I'll be fucking damned if it won't let me access the files in a URL. It says I need to put something into the advanced options...but I have no idea what.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!

I've been trying to make this work for 6 months and it's driving me nuts!!

Any advice gratefully recieved xx

Minibang submitted - check
Commission posted - check
spngenbb art started - check

Inbox at 835

Two people who I don't know who they are are trying to talk to me on Skype...I'm just ignoring it.

Someone friended me today...and then unfriended me a few hours later. Obviously read some of the fic... *coughs* icon *coughs* : )

Yesterday, I saw a man BUYING MINCE PIES! It's SEPTEMBER!! What the actual fuck.

I have now watched every single episode of Midsomer Murders. Notable moments - Orlando Bloom buying it, talking about figging, priest doing the exorcizamus te, aaaaaaall the incest, all the vicars/priests being gay - everyone knowing and nobody caring, the sprechen hunde, the Brighton ep, S7, 8, 9 being fairly awful but S10 onwards definitely getting a lot better (bodes well, I thought), unexpectedly ending up in floods of tears when John Nettles character retired.

Also caught up on Doctor Who. I'm liking it. Laughing so much! The scripts are very very funny! But, also the teaser for the next one scared the shit out of me! I'm afraid of the dark so I will be watching that one on a lunchtime, I think : ) x

Today is inbox day.

This morning the total stands at 1203

So expect some answers to messages/comments that you've probably forgotten you sent me from months ago and other randomness!

I'm also going to try and tackle my email too, so today should be fun!!

In other news, my friend had a baby last night.
I'm so happy.

Love your faces ♥

ETA - Lunchtime Update: Currently at 991. Breaking for YakiSoba and then back to it : )

RIGHT!

Plan of action...armadillo, dog walk, shower, eat actual food, DO SOME WORK...no more fan stuff 'til later! Much later....x

Armadillo ✓
First thought - that armadillo reeeeeally loves that pink rubber teddy.
Second thought - oh god now I'm going to have to ask someone to J2 that coz it's too adorable to be anything else!
Third thought - look at his little tippytoes! Dying of cuteness : ) x

Let's see what happens next! : ) x

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This Personality Test.

Hate the either/or type questions.
Surprised I don't live in a hole in the ground, having lost the power of speech...95% Introverted shouldn't be a thing. If I get to 100% introverted, will I cease to exist on this plane of reality? That could actually happen...which reminds me of this...Solid Geometry by Ian McEwan (6655 words - read it. It's fantastic. Fucked up but fantastic)
Also weird as it says I share my profile with William Shakespeare...who I got on the "which writer are you" meme thing! I should get a ruff.

I like crows for reasons...like they ask nicely for stuff...this looks like a jackdaw to me but corvids of all kinds have my heart ♥

And this TEDx Talk.
Come out....we have pancakes.

In other news, I did some work today : ) I also did a bit of housework....AND...started my minibang! (okay, I did cry twice but that's still an improvement!) I'm loathed to say I'm feeling better but today was definitely a better day : ) *hugs everyone*

Inbox is at...muthafucker 875...how?!! *sighs* I will get back to you, I will!! x

It's 8.20 am and I've done all my posting for the day...probably : ) Just thought I'd cross-post here coz...well coz I can.

Anyhoo.

I am hosting the Women of Letters Wednesday over at

spn_bunker today, asking for people to pitch an idea for an episode of spn. Summary or full shooting script, whatever you want, pitch it.
You can link to the post here.

Also, it's three days til the Red Like Blue, In Veins Of Blue one year Anniversary and I have made a vid for the comm. It's my first one so I'm really nervous. It's a bit clunky in places but I'm really happy that I tried it and that bits of it work, at least. No laughing.
Also, it's kinda NC-17 (although I tend to just stick that on everything just to cover myself) Probably NSFW

That's kinda it. Oh, and my inbox is at 745...I will get back to you, I will...it might just take me til Xmas : / ♥ xx

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