alexisjane: (Jensen coffee)
Yesterday was long. So long it didn't finish until the early hours of this morning. There were many tears of frustration and panic but I'm almost done. Just waiting for Createspace to do its thing and then I can get back to the fun stuff : )

But right now, I'm led out with the dog, feeling like a wet noodle and trying to will myself to go get something decent to eat. Except I just have to listen to this song one more time.

Perfect song, perfect video, perfect cutie. Perfect.

Maybe just more listen : ) xxx


May. 21st, 2016 06:37 pm
alexisjane: (Little Werewof House)

So, I made this for my Alpha's Homestead logo.

Thoughts are appreciated.

Also, rewatching Person of Interest and spotted a familiar face. Took me ages, but ended up yelling "Bones! Dammit!" into an empty room about an hour later. It was the Southern assistant that dated Cam's daughter : )
alexisjane: (a- oh my)
Coltan Haynes's nipple piercing was my spirit animal for a's currently Levi Karter twerking in Captain America underwear, but that's beside the point.

Coltan is adorable. He talks to a pig, sings badly, plays tennis and gets sweaty with Ian Bohen (I suspect not necessarily in that order ifyaknowwhatImean *winks*). He's a dork and proud, so I'm very fond of him.

Having said that, today he posted this... one that sweet should be allowed access to stubble. Just saying.

*fans self*

Also, I've eaten so much Indian food tonight I'm finding it kinda hard to breathe. I'm so full. Probably still have room for wine though : ) xx
alexisjane: (J2 - Festive)
So, as you may or may not know, my inbox is generally a mess. Hundreds and hundreds of comments and messages. The only person that is annoyed by this more than me is [ profile] somersault_j : )

In fact, she was so annoyed by it that she threatened that should I ever get it down to zero, she would write the Big Bang story that we have been talking about for the last two years.


In a effort to start the new year afresh, as a gift to my Darling Somer, who is one of the best, most pervert people I know, and as a gift to the rest of us once the Big Bang season comes around ; )...I present to empty inbox.

I'm going to spend the next couple of weeks scrolling back through my posts to try to catch any comments that need replies that I've missed but the inbox is technically and officially empty...

*except I just heard a notification bong...I bet you anything that's Milly!! : )

...and if you have sent me a question that I haven't answered, please do message me again. One of the reasons I decided to do this was I noticed comments coming in, but the number on my inbox staying the same, so it has been deleting messages that I was keeping to reply to.

I'm determined to keep on top of this in the coming year, and I know Somer will do her best to keep me in line. She has ways and means.

It's beautiful : )

Anyway. Love your faces!!!


Dec. 13th, 2015 07:07 am
alexisjane: (boys - Baby Boys)
After being introduced to the wonderfully creepy Folger incest coffee commercial, it now doesn't seem like Christmas without it. This extended version is just fantastic!

"We sent you to West Africa for a reason, Ryan!"


Happy Festivus, Everyone xx

alexisjane: (spinning ball of death)
Darlings, please pm me your addresses for cards and such, if you haven't already. I want to get these thingys out asap.

Hope you bears are all okay xxx

alexisjane: (Gazes Into You)

So, my friend linked me to this and it sounds like it could be interesting.

6 week online course, 4 hours per week, run by the University of Dundee which is pretty special, I think.

Starting with the discovery of a body and taking you through the forensic identification process.

I think if you want to write anything vaguely police procedural-ish, this could be a great source of information and inspiration.

I'm signed up and have my shades ready to roll!

Starts Monday. Oh, and it's free. And you get a free Val McDermid e-book at the end of it.

Just clickety the pic to go to the page.

MOOCs FTW!! \0/

Let me know if you sign up, and we can help each other with our homework!

alexisjane: (Gravesburn)

So a while ago, I had a hankering to draw some Sterek. Then, I read a fic and it gave me a hankering for some Civil War Sterek. So I drew that.

Then the Teenwolf ReverseBang came up but I wasn't holding my breath that I would get the "they find pictures of themselves but from the 1860's" prompt that I asked for.

Then [ profile] write_light happened and OMG all my dreams came true!!

Please, please go and read the fic here. It's insanely wonderful...and just the beginning *bites fist* No, really this is story is so epic, there is lots more to come, and I get to do art for it  \0/
Art )
alexisjane: (Space Alpacas)
When my son was a very little boy he loved The Lion King. Like LOVED it.

I shit you not, I must have watched that thing over a thousand times. At least. We both knew all the words and several items were broken with him reenacting the "They call me Mr Pig!" scene.

When he moved on, it was such a relief. I vowed never to watch it again.

But, God Damn...this fan trailer makes me want to go put it on right now!! Just brillant : )

alexisjane: (a- like working with children)
...or not, and fucking hate yourself for it.


- A New Yorker with infinite patience and a reasonable knowledge of the city and it's workings, that I can fire questions at in no discernible order, so I don't end up sounding like an idiot for mentioning places that I may have passed through once with horrendous jet lag or glanced at on a map and thought, "Meh, that sounds okay." or have made up from watching too much Castle, Cagney and Lacey, and Murder She Wrote.

I will owe you any number of favours. And possibly sex.

no title
alexisjane: (a - alec flicking popcorn)
I'm outta here.

Have a fab time with the finale tonight. I won't be around for a bit, Well, I'm going to be avoiding my timeline anyway. Hopefully I'll be able to catch up soon, but until then I'm gonna avoid social media for a bit. I know everyones going to have lots to say and I can't expect not to get spoiled so exile it is : )

Don't be doing anything crazy while I'm gone : )

Love your faces xxx

Drive By

May. 13th, 2015 03:38 pm
alexisjane: (a -judging you)
Me being a grumpy-pants )

In other news, still feeling the supergorgeous buzz of [ profile] soserendipity claiming my fic for the BB...and THEN getting to nab the wonderful [ profile] namichan89's story to do art for!! I'm so happy about that : ) may have...*coughs*SterekBB*coughs*...oops : )

Posting my DragonBB art later when I get the chance \0/

Still wondering whether or not to bother catching up with spn in time for the finale. They've killed off my favorite character...and not for story reasons either, just coz one of the higher ups wants to get the fangirls riled up so we talk about it in social media I'm guessing...but either way, finding it hard to find the motivation to watch it. Which is something I never thought I'd say. I'm tempted to start back at the beginning and do a complete watch through. I should catch up in time for the start of S11 : ) Yeah. Imma do that : )

Not even going to mention the inbox : /
alexisjane: (a- huh?)
So last weekend I was at the family place and they have a TV. I don't have one and haven't for several years. I don't feel like I miss much, especially the commercial breaks...except I caught this ad and...well, I'm not sure what the hell is going on.

Can someone please explain this? Is there a vital piece of recent pop culture that I'm missing that would make it clear what's going on? I'm wholeheartedly in favour of alpacas but why the theme music from the popular 1970's children's drama, Grange Hill?


I know I'm easily confused but...I just don't get it : /

ETA Check out write_light's comment for a link to explanatory blather! : ) x
alexisjane: (TW - Sterek)

So, turns out the TW boys are ADORABLE! and I just wanted to share this gif set coz it makes me laugh so much.

I can't decide which bit I like best, Hoechlin practically trying to fold himself up, Ian's FAAACE!, Charlie/Max (sorry! Twins!) just utterly resigned that he has to put up with this shit, or JR just loving it!


source - jcjoeyfreak

Also I may ship Hoechlin and JR...just a little bit...for no reason at all... )
alexisjane: (red - Jen and cillian)
Had a full night of nightmares, not like monsters and shit, just the usual child abuse, screaming, dying animals, persecution type thing that seems so damn real...anyway, feeling worn out and a little fragile this morning.

So when I see this on tumblr...

Screen Shot 2015-02-28 at 11.44.03

...cried for about twenty minutes.

Really hoping everyone gets to squeeze a loved one and do something nice for themselves this weekend. Y'know...for Leonard.

alexisjane: (Ass-hand)

For the Harlequin_Marvel Challenge on Dreamwidth

Fic by the wonderful leatherandlightning available on AO3


Title: undead daffodils
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 16,392
Notes/Warnings: au


"It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, for starters." Tony is gripping his hand, his eyes are sad underneath the shades. He looks a little lost. "You're just the embodiment of the American Dream, Mr. Rogers. I bet you puke sunshine and wear sweater vests unironically."

"Are things that easy where you come from?"

"You make it sound like I drive a UFO."

Steve nods seriously. "You're definitely from another planet."


More art bits and pieces : ) )

And lastly this gif, which is terrible but it made me smile : )


Please go read the fic, it's really good. I feel so lucky I managed to snap Ashley up before anyone else : )

Links are will be available on my deviantArt and also on my nsfw tumblr if you want to repost anything.
Please don't repost from here.

Ship Meme

Feb. 8th, 2015 10:56 pm
alexisjane: (red - Jen and cillian)
As with all the best things, I'm stealing this from [ profile] wings128 : )

If you're not sure which shows I watch you can check my interests on my profile, and of course rlbivob is always allowed. If you want to pick a Wincest flavour (ie. Teenchesters, or whatnot) that's cool too : )

Comment with a Ship and I'll tell you...

who holds the umbrella when it rains
who is the grumpiest in the morning
who worries more when the other is sick/hurt
who plays pranks on the other
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa
who insists on creating nicknames for the other
who drools on the other when they’re asleep
who says ‘I love you’ first

alexisjane: (cowboy)
24th Dec: meus_venator - If you could only choose one boy (Sam, Dean, Jared or Jensen) to help you survive the Zombie apocalypse, which one would you choose and why and how would you spend Christmas together?


Has to be Dean. Just to see his face light up when he finally gets to fight some zombies. Also, he's kinda kickass and can run really fast...which actually might be a disadvantage as I'm so getting eaten first when the Zombie Apocolypse happens, I can't run for shit (actually I think there's a training app  that you can get that makes it sound like zombies are chasing you to make you run faster...I might have to get that : )

As for how we would spend Christmas...naked, alternating between sex, pie, and snuggling up, watching cheesy TV movies.



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