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I've accidentally written Ole West werewolves...or at least the start of it.

I'd love to get some feedback to see if it's worth persuing, if anyone fancies a look at it.

It's J2 in disguise, if that makes a difference.

There could well be chaps at some point : ) xx

http://www.peanutizeme.com

ETA - Nope, not procrastinating at all!

Anyone around that can have a quick scan of a 2.8k J2AU fic?

Just need a quick check for typos/whether it makes sense rather than a full beta.

Have to post in 3 hours : )

I think it's okay but I've been up all night so I don't trust myself at all ♥ xx

Holy Crap.

All three RBB's are DOOOOONE!!! Up and posted.

I thought that was going to kill me.

Well, that might be a bit of an exaggeration.

Actually what might kill me is the Marvel Harlequin, Dragon BB, SMPC, Evil Sam Roulette, SuperDisney and a birthday drawing I need to get done...all by the 17th.

*whimpers*

Oh, and I spoke to my gallerist yesterday and he wants some drawings too. Yay!...I think...

On the other hand, I read a wonderful Anne of Green Gables/Sterek fic last night *coughs* yes, it's 100k! Who needs sleep, right?
You need know nothing of AoGG and I actually think it works better if you don't know the TeenWolf background but either way, if you fancy dabbling in hyperglycemia this weekend, this is for you. It's so sweet, very nicely written, and fluff like...I can't even. It'll make you happy : )

Read it! Kindred Spirits

God. Three more weeks then this madness will be over...then there can be different madness : )

So, I've realised I've made a major mistake in my WIP. I initially made Jared an ex-NFL player and football scout, coz *shrugs* whatever.

NOW, I realise this was a horrible mistake.

I really don't like American Football. I don't like the way it's played, I don't like the uniforms, I don't like the whole attitude that goes with it. It's just not my thing.

So trying to research it over the last week, is making me unhappy.

HOWEVER, I do like...baseball. I like the history, I like the uniforms, I get the rules and the whole excitement behind it. I used to play softball so I have a little muscle memory too of stepping up to bat and praying you don't make an ass of yourself, and the relief of crossing home plate. I know very little about America's favorite pastime but getting to research that would be a joy. I've promised myself that the next time I come to the US that I will make sure I get to go to a game and experience the whole sitting in the stands thing : )

SO, I think I'm going to have to retcon. Majorly retcon.

But how should I do that? I was just going to say a thing at the start of the next chapter, but then should I go back and edit the previous parts to change all the football references? Or should I leave it? But then it would be less confusing to new readers, but is that okay to do?

IDK.

Either way, I think Jared was a pitcher, probably a closer.

And baseball is sexy : ) x

A MEME! I love a meme.

Stolen from everyone coz bandwagons are the bestest : )

Pick a question, or as many questions as you want and comment with the number(s).

0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
~~5: Have tattoos?~~
6: Relationship status
7: Want any tattoos?
~~8: Got any piercings?~~
9: Want any piercings?
~~10: Best Friend?~~
( more Q&A here )

So...

In the unrelenting saga of "the universe hates me and really wishes I wasn't in it", the weird noise I heard last night wasn't a robot attack, it was my router imploding.

Long and rather tearful story short...I'm gonna be offline til...best case...Thursday.

I'm trying to see the positives, I was going to try and reboot RL this week anyway but, fuck me, talk about timing.

Practically, my 3G only works intermittently so I will probably fly by today and tomorrow but then, obviously not until I'm back online.
I'm not going to try and answer any comments til then either.
My email mostly works if you need me.
Worse case scenario...Milly can get hold of me if there's some kind of emergency (although what in the world that could be, I have no idea...)

I know it's only a couple of days but ffs...

On the upside, my house is gonna be sooo clean : )

See you on the other side!!! Love your faces!!! ♥ xxx

Oh my lordy...so close. I have to be done tomorrow with this commission before she sues my ass...I can't wait to think about something else! Anyway...I was going to wait til I was done but...well...wine...

10 fannish things that no-one knows about me...stolen from everyone : )

1. I wear Dean's ring and I have the possession symbol and quote from BtVS tattoos.

2. The fic that got me into the fandom was Mile High Club by

merihn. I'd happened upon LJ and read some things but when I read this...I don't know...there was something about it. It was sweet and hot and I ended up reading everything of hers and when I was done I checked her flist and that's how I got to

ash_carpenter's journal. You know the rest from there : )

3. Since 9.23, I've only managed to watch one episode of SPN, Yellow Fever. I'm still upset.

4. My favorite SPN quote, which I find is the perfect balance of horrifying and so funny..."Yes! It's me. Lilith!" *clings to it*

5. I get so overly invested in fictional characters that I stop watching shows because I just can't stand it...House, Dexter, Millennium, X-Files, Hannibal, etc, etc. Sometimes I deliberately watch shows knowing they've been cancelled in the first season (Life, Raines, The Unusuals, The Dresden Files) so that I know I'll make it to the end : /

6. To my knowledge I have watched every single episode of Murder, She Wrote, including the Magnum PI crossover. I have an idea for a pitch to relaunch the series but I'm too scared to write it.

7. I own all but the three latest Stephen King books, including the pop-up version of The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, but I haven't read them all. But that's because I've read The Stand about 12 times.

8. I think Jared is just...well. I think Jensen is the perfect guy. But I would marry Ty Ollson in a heartbeat.

9. I used to be able to recite the Exorcizamus Te (long form from Jus in Bello) by heart but I've forgotten most of it. I need to practice.

10. Okay...desperate and the wine is kicking in...my son really really looks like Jared Padalecki...like a lot...with the hair and everything...although he's only 6'2"...and NO I'm not sending any of you perverts pictures! We don't talk about it.

I showed you mine...pull up those skirts, ladies : ) x

( Mildly embarrassing/boring reasons trying to justify why I've set up a Devient Art thing for my fannish artworks. )

Anyway. The link is here and also in my sidebar.

So far, I have put up Winged!Jensen, and a slightly improved version of Zombie!Jared. If anyone has any requests...that could be a thing : ) x

First, this...interesting and made me 'hmm' and nod. Potential fic fodder.

15 Things You Don’t Owe Anyone At All (Though You Think You Do) by Jade Small

"Family members, friends, and even total strangers, it often seems like everyone has an opinion on the things we do, no matter how small or insignificant those things might seem to us.

Sometimes people go so far as to ask you to explain yourself for the decisions or choices you make in your own life. You might feel obliged to respond, but some things are really no one else’s business and you don’t owe anyone an explanation at all"

Then this....oh dear God, I laughed, I cried, I puked a little in my mouth...Very important research and just hilarious segue-ways by the presenter! Very very funny *coughs* I mean, oh dear, poor ~~guy~~ ~~guys~~ ~~people~~ ~~goat~~...ah fuck it, if you're stupid enough to microwave a melon and stick your cock in it rather than eat it, you deserve the 2nd degree burns! And the things guys have used for sounding...O_o...OMFG

101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents - 49 mins

For the beautiful (goddammit, why do you have to be cute as well as everything else!)

ephermeralk,, who is sick, working really long hours, has a crazy Winston to take care of but still managed to send me some beta'd BB today, because she is fucking awesome!

She wasn't sure what 'judder' was. This advert from a few years ago doesn't explain it at all really but from now on whenever anyone says 'judder' you'll think of this. Also it's cool (haha)

Also, anyone have the foggiest what the US equivalent of 'camp' is? I need a word but not a derogatory one.

Inbox at 376 : ) x

For all the lovelies who took my How do you like your ejaculate? Poll today (and whenever, I'll keep it open) I want to thank you.

homo_pink clearly won the answers round, and spoke for all of us I think, when in answer to Actually I'd much prefer... she wrote -- for it to be on Jensen's face.

A token thank you thing for all y'all and the reason 'jizz' will never appear in any fic of mine. Still makes me really laugh after all this time : ) x

ETA; OH GOD!! This and this and this and THIS!!!

SO much love to

deirdre_c for making it and

wendy for the heads up. My throat hurts from laughing! : ) x

So I thought I was mildly fucked this morning when I got my springfling assignment through. I stared at it half the day, blank-brained and panicking, and then this evening, with the aid of gyoza, I had a breakthrough and I think I've come up with something that might be okay.

Ten minutes later I get my remix redux assignment.

So, yeah. Utterly fucked.

x

Writing my BB. Suddenly this scene pops in my head. Nothing to do with anything that I'm writing, just pops right in there.

I miss Spike so much : ( x

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Day 11

Stretch yourself a little and try something new. Go play in a new fandom or with a new pairing or trope. Try creating a different kind of fanwork. Or check out some types of fanworks that are new to you.

Well, co-incidentally, I made my very first Podfic last night....but you can't listen to it just yet. I thought I'd just play around with it and see what happened and pm'd the author to see what she thought and before I knew it, it was 1am and I'd finished it!

Whoops.

It was fun though so I may do more! x

I filled a Kink!Meme thing!
Badly!
I have no idea what I'm doing!

I feel so bad for my poor prompter 'cause they asked for something and, well, I really don't think they were expecting what I posted. I fulfilled the brief, to be fair but I filled the brief so you can imagine how it turned out. Also my friggin' italics didn't work and it's too late 'cause you can edit anonymous posts so I'm not sure it'll even make sense.

Oh well.

Brownie points, an extra cookie and a little ficlet of your choice if you can spot mine before the 22nd. Dirty Boys Indeed

(5 days to go : ) x

Today was supposed to be my first day back at work.
I had two family emergencies (that weren't all that emergency-like after all) before 2pm. So I didn't get much work done. But I did some, so that's a start!

Yesterday I started a thread over at the

spn_bunker about first time posting a fic as the ~~filthy~~ lovely

somersault_j did that very thing last night and I was thinking how hard it was.
I was going to add my own but then, as usual, being that I like the sound of my own voice way too much, it got a little out of hand and I went the tmi route...just for a change.

So this is it. How I ended up here...believe it or not the abridged version : ) x

( The Epic Love Story of Me and Them )

END OF YEAR FEEDBACK MEME
my thread here

Apparently, this is a thing and as you're all so lovely to me all the time, I thought it's only fair for you to have a chance to vent your spleens and have at my muse in a way in which she deserves. I already intend to cry myself to sleep* so now's your chance! x

*not really : )

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So this happened...

100% working right now...not procrastinating, no.

Emergency...well...

\0/

Ah, dammit...

Q&A 40

I'm out....

10 Things.

Whore

Flyby

Judder

Thick white...what?

Oh God...

Nothing to do with anything

You and me

Day Eleven

So Worried.

Back in the Saddle

Feed me

No Hope. No Harm.