*sighs*...Space Alpacas

[alexisjane]

Title - Space Alpacas

Pairing - Jensen/Jared

Rating - NC-17

Word count - 2119
Warnings - alpaca sex, alpaca mpreg, arranged marriage,
A/N - Written for spn_masquerade
I was horribly bullied into writing this...but then it was such fun, I might even do some more : )

As the door to his quarters slid open with a gentle shush, Jared hoped the noise wouldn't wake his mate. Instead the light flooding in from the corridor, fell on Jensen's sleeping form and his furry head snapped up.

"Oh...sorry. I didn't mean to wake you"

Jensen smiled sleepily. "It's okay." but then frowned, without looking at the time display behind him, said, "You're so late. Everything go okay?"

Jared walked towards him, the sound of his pads changing between the metal threshold and the softer flooring of the living quarters. He nodded, half in reassurance, half in exhaustion. "The delegation from the Vicuna sector weren't happy about one of the trade routes so it took a little longer to reassure them than I anticipated."

"Maybe I should have come with you? We spent a lot of time there when I was a younger. I recognised a couple of faces when they came on board." Jensen started to struggle up onto his knees but Jared pressed his face against Jensen neck and staid him.

"No need to get up, I'm coming to you." Jared curved his body as best he could into the back of his mate and lay down behind him, mumbling, "Why did you move the bed, anyway? I thought we weren't going with military style quarters this voyage?"

Jensen pressed back, moving the length of his body against Jared's and whispered, "Old habits die hard, I guess."

Jared ran his cheek down the soft, thick fur on Jensen neck, shoulder and side until he reached the huge swollen belly, and whispered conspiratorially to their baby within, "I think we should get your father some new habits. What do you think?"

~•~

No-one was entirely sure how the rift began. One minute, the Surian and Huacayans were ancient allies, trading partners and the example by which other galaxies measured their diplomatic efforts. The next minute, their respective fleets were being launched, mines laid to block off regions of space between the planets under their control, and everyone praying that some rookie pilot with a hair trigger didn't set off a full blown attack.

Jared would sit outside the council chambers back on his home planet, listening to the sound of his father and older brother's voices, barely audible over those of the other ministers. He feared that they would be drowned out by the more radical in their number but his father was the Surian leader for a reason and in the end, a solution was found.

When they boarded the galaxy-class starship for the summit, Jared didn't think it unusual that he was asked to go along. He was being trained as a diplomat as was fitting being the second son. His older brother would take over from his father when he died and his younger sister would oversee the military. It was just the way all the Camelid nations had worked for eons.

It wasn't until they neared the space-station, that Jared noticed the sideways glances of some of the delegation and by the time they pulled into dock, he barged into his father's quarters almost panic-stricken.

"What's going on?"

His father turned to look at him, then with a flick of his head dismissed the ministers that he had been conferring with.

As the door shut behind the last of them, Jared blurted out again, "What is it?! I know something's going on, Father!"

"I'm sorry, Jared. I know I should have spoken to you. This goes against everything I believe in but..." He walked over to face his son, tall and imposing, even over Jared's impressive height. He pressed his grey cheek affectionately to Jared's long brown fur for a moment, then walked stiffly away. "With leadership comes the burden of responsibility. And sometimes that burden requires a sacrifice. Not just for our people but for the whole galaxy. And when I talk of leadership, I speak not just of mine but yours too." He turned abruptly and looked Jared straight in the eye. "If we want to avert this war...and it will come to that, Jared...measures need to be taken." He stopped for a moment and took a breath. Jared had never seen his father falter before and his fur bristled, anticipating the worst. "I'm sorry Jared. You will be mated to the son of the Huacayan leader. This alliance is the only thing that can..."

Jared didn't hear the rest as he was already storming out of the door.

He didn't speak to either his father or brother when they came to his quarters or when they left for the official introductions. He kept his head up and hazel eyes looking dead ahead. It was the only way he could keep his composure. He hated this but he also fully comprehended what it meant. A war could wipe them out. Not just the Surians but every Alpaca in the Galaxy. He really had no choice.

The Surian delegation arrived in the conference hall first and settled down to wait, apart from Jared, who paced the room in agitation. It didn't take long to realise what the delay was. As he passed the door to the opposite section of the space-station, he could hear the most god awful commotion in the corridor beyond it. Someone was spitting and kicking and using some of the most colourful language he'd heard in a long time, and all the while a gentle soothing voice was trying to placate the wild thing. Jared leaned closer to the doorway, trying to get a clearer earshot. Unfortunately, the doors had been set to automatic and it slid open.        

For one horrifying second, Jared's eyes met the furious green stare of the alpaca pinning the Huacayan Leader to the wall. Jared was frozen momentarily and then span around, scuttling back to his seat, grateful for the shush of the door closing behind him, with the memory of those eyes burnt into his skull.

Moments later the Huacayan delegation came in, looking unruffled and composed, except for the young alpaca that sat to the right of their leader. Jared chanced a glance and saw golden fur, green eyes and cheeks so red with embarrassment that Jared couldn't help but huff out a laugh. The alpaca - Jensen - looked over in horror, but when he saw Jared's smiling face, some of the tension seemed to ease out of him and managed a coy smile back.

Everyone talked for what seemed like an age. Jared heard hardly any of it though. His mind was humming and his heart was pounding until suddenly he looked up and everyone was gone. Except for Jensen. He sat in the same place and position as when he first came in, eyes on the floor in front of him.

Jared took a breath and stood. He was supposed to be the diplomat after all. He walked over and stood in front of Jensen. "Hello. I'm Jared Pad..."

"I know who you are." Jensen didn't look up, the tension that had dissipated earlier clearly back with a vengeance.

Jared took another breath and sunk to the floor in front of Jensen. "I know...Look. I know this is weird...can we please not make it any weirder?"

Jensen glanced up and Jared could see his eyes were glassy with tears. "I'm sorry. I...I'm just not used to all this. Stick me in a room full of soldiers or generals and I'm fine...I can do that...but this. I'm just not used to this."

Jared nodded, "So you're the third son?" Jensen nodded and Jared went on, " I'm second so I have a bit more experience with all the political stuff I guess but...Jensen?" He waited for Jensen's eyes to meet his. "No-one is used to this. I don't think anyone can remember the last time something like this happened." Jensen frowned and looked back at the floor. Jared sighed, got up and walked over to the viewing platform. As he looked out at the stars, he said quietly, "Am I so horrible..."

"No!" He heard Jensen scrabbling to his feet. "No, dear god, no. I think you're..."

Jared suddenly felt the press of Jensen's shoulder on his flank and he turned to look at him. Jensen smiled. "I think even if we weren't being forced into this, I would want to be mated to you." Jared flushed under his fur and turned away. He closed his eyes as Jensen caressed his body with his neck, pausing to scent at his ears and mouth and between his legs, until the contact stopped suddenly.

Jared opened his eyes to find Jensen in front of him, presenting his ass and smiling cheekily over his shoulder. Jared swallowed hard. "You want to do this now?! Here!"

Jensen laughed. "Why not? You have other plans? Besides, it's kinda what we're here for." He slid gracefully to the ground and waited. Jensen was so confident, cocky but just as Jared was about to sneer and say something sarcastic, he saw Jensen swallow and a glimmer of uncertainty and vulnerability ripple below his sure exterior.

Later, he'd tell Jensen that was the moment he fell in love with him and Jensen would laugh and say the moment he fell in love with Jared was about two seconds later when Jared joined him on the floor and slid his huge cock into Jensen's hole.

~•~

The first time was awkward and over far too soon. But it cemented their bond and the peace between their peoples. And besides, they had plenty of time to practice afterwards.

As part of their household, they were attended by alpacas from both Suri and Huacaya. They had been constantly moving for nearly a year, traveling systematically to all the settlements in the galaxy, bridging the divide between their respective nations. Jared using his diplomatic skills where needed and Jensen using his strategic knowledge as well as carrying the outward sign of their allegiance as the baby inside him grew.

The last few weeks had been draining for him though. Jensen was close to term and starting to feel increasingly tired. This conference with the Llama Clans that bordered their space was their last duty before heading home, hopefully before the new addition joined them.

Jared shuffled further down the bed so he could better caress Jensen's pregnant abdomen. He'd come to love the way his normally thick, golden fur and become sparse as the skin stretched out and spent long hours talking to their unborn child, resting his head on the bump and getting bumped and prodded in response to his words.

Tonight though there was nothing. Jensen laughed at Jared's frown. "She's asleep. Stop worrying. Besides, a few more weeks and you can talk her to death in person."

Jared scooted even further down the bed, smiling up at Jensen as he went. "Well, in that case, I'm sure I can do something else with my mouth if you'd prefer."

Jensen's ears perked up at that and then a soft trill escaped his lips as Jared nuzzled between his legs, letting his tongue lap at Jensen's hole and trail down his cock as it fattened against his belly. He kept tasting, letting Jensen's fur get wet and dark from his spit until he could hear Jensen's breathing getting ragged. As carefully as he could, Jared pulled himself up and mounted his mate.

Sliding his already pulsing cock into Jensen, Jared could hardly hold back. He thrusted shallow at first, making sure he was holding Jensen's cock tight to his belly but the way that Jensen sounded, urged him to thrust harder and faster until his orgasm hit and he cried out. When he came to his senses, he was relieved to see Jensen's belly streaked with come as he feared he hadn't been as attentive as he would have liked to his needs. Jared rolled off and led, undignified, with his furry legs in the air beside Jensen.  

Jensen half got up and then collapsed down again, burying his face into Jared's furry neck and sighed. "You know what I'm really looking forward to once the baby is born?"

Jared smiled wide and snuggled closer to his mate. "What? Getting back to combat fitness, I bet."

Jensen shook his head, making Jared's fur tickle. "No...well yes...but," He looked up lovingly into Jared's eyes. "I'm looking forward to fucking you senseless and putting our baby in you this time."

Jared leant down and kissed Jensen long and deep, then nodded seriously. "Okay. But only because the fate of the galaxy depends on it."

Comments

[indiachick.livejournal.com]

Didn't read yet but ALPACA ARRANGED MARRIAGE? Omg. ♥ ♥ ♥

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

SPACE alpacas
I know...it's ridiculous but the bunny got me and even though I'd never written sci fi or creatures before it just kinda happened! : ) x

[meus_venator]

LOL! Adorable, and switch hitting alpaca's too ♥♥♥

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Switching boys are the bestest...that way everyone's happy...esp me : ) x

[alycat.livejournal.com]

What do you mean horribly bullied? We carefully nudged you in the right direction.

Because alpacas are always the right direction and fluffiness and rounded belly full of alpaca baby. How can one ever go wrong with that?

THANK you for writing me my alpacas :D

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

There was totally bulling : P

I don't think I've ever sat down and just written a fic all in one sitting before. This just vomited out of my head onto the page...it was a very strange experience.
Yes! Fluffy fat alpaca baby bellies are so perfect, what's not to like!
I'm glad you liked it...and thank you for making me do it : ) xxx

[alycat.livejournal.com]

Best kind of vomiting! :P

Their alpaca baby will be the prettiest alpaca baby eeeeever!

[fiercelynormal.livejournal.com]

I loved this fill, it was cracky and sweet. Glad you chose this prompt!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I didn't so much choose it as say 'OMG did you see someone prompted alpacas?"
Next thing I know I'm being herded away to write space alpaca arranged marriage mpreg because "someone has to do it"
Loved every second of it...seriously thinking about writing some more : )
So glad you enjoyed Hunny x

[yohkobennington.livejournal.com]

ALPACAS LOVE!

(http://s803.photobucket.com/user/YB87/media/Gifs/Onion/stopitu_zpsd6922241.gif.html)

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

GIF LOVE!

Thank you Hunny : ) xx

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

MOAR SPACE ALPACAS.

:D

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Haha...maaaaaybe : ) xxx

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope you write more!! such a fucking FAVOURITE fill, baby! are you going to claim your other one????

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Haha, did you like? So not my usual thing but it was such fun! Ephermeralk, alezig, saltandburn and somersault made me do it! They're such bullies ; )
I had loads of thoughts about the whole scifi bit but not sure I could keep the alpacas...even though they're so cute. I can't get my head round how they would be able to make spaceships and stuff when they have hooves! : ) xxx

[masja-17.livejournal.com]

I'm not one for mpreg but I had to read this one with space and alpacas! Funny and hot and sweet! And switch hitting, my fave!
LOL,

♡♥♡