I found this amusing.
You Call This Kale Salad? by Matt Hyams
"Are you serious? You expect me to believe this is kale salad? You think I was born yesterday? Or in 2009?...Is there even dressing on this thing? You philistine. You coward."
You Call This Kale Salad? by Matt Hyams
"Are you serious? You expect me to believe this is kale salad? You think I was born yesterday? Or in 2009?...Is there even dressing on this thing? You philistine. You coward."