alexisjane

I don't know how I linked through to this blog but I've been dipping in and out for a bit and I have to say it's pretty helpful on the the writing front.
I like her no nonsense advice about writing generally and writing erotica specifically and the bit below the cut made me guffaw like a fool.

There's some great advice on dialogue, structure and how to write smut.

It's educational and entertaining and stops me from watching that thing I've been watching all day!

Anyway.

Dark Erotica Writing _ Writing tips and tricks by Morgan Hawke

Romantic Erotica: "I love you! Let's f*ck!"

Glam Erotica: "He was rich, she was famous - they f*cked."

Mystery Erotica: "Oh my god! Someone's been f*cked!"

Crime Erotica: "They'll never know that it was I that f*cked her!"

Suspense Erotica: "Oh no! I'm going to be f*cked!"

Humor / Satire Erotica: "You call that f*cking?"

Sci-Fi Erotica: "They f*cked where no one has f*cked before!"

Horror Erotica: "Oh my God! It's f*cking me!"

Fantasy Erotica: "They f*cked - and it was Magic!"

Paranormal Erotica: "What the hell am I f*cking?"

Fetish Erotica: "Mmmm-mmm f*ck! Mmm-mmmm!" (Ball gag.)

Literary Erotica: "They came together in a glorious explosion of glittering climax. The roses painted on the battered wallpaper of their silent room watched them in the approaching twilight, a reminder of how fragile pleasure is..."