O_o

[alexisjane]

I just thought I saw a mouse running down my curtains!

Silly me! : )

It's a spider the size of a mouse.

Anyone have a flame thrower to hand?

Anyone? 

Comments

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEKKKK

*huddles in fear on the other side of the world.*

Spray cleaning supplies! LIKE WINDEX OR BLEACH

I believe in you...you WILL prevail

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

What I will do is stay very still on the sofa and hope he doesn't notice me. I'm kinda glad he's here as there are fruit flies but holy shit balls, he's big! As long as he stays waaaay over there, we'll get along just fine.

*whimpers* xx

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

;-)

xx

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

lol. that's so ME

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Haha...yup : ) xx

[somersault-j.livejournal.com]

ROFL

Though now I have the image in my head of the spider sitting secretly on your shoulder wondering why you burnt the whole house.

[casey28.livejournal.com]

That's scary! *sends Sam and Dean to protect you*

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I'm not....wait...yes! I'm terrified! Send Winchesters help! xx

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

Argh! I can't cope with little ones never mind one THAT size :/

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I've been bitten by small ones but never a biggy so I'm more comfortable with him. Plus, I can hear him coming... : ) xx

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the old glass and sheet of paper trick won't be any good for Mr Mega-spider! I hate killing them but I really couldn't stay in the same room!!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I put a glass on a giant spider once and it was throwing itself so hard at it, the damn glass was moving, I swear!
There's a tipping point when they just gets obit they're like real animals and I just can't kill them : (
His keeping to his side of the room so far so it's okay : ) x

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

I always hoover them up and keep it running for a while afterwards! works like a charm! fuck i'd be soooooo scared...poor you ♥♥

[somersault-j.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD!! I do the exactly same thing, hoovering and then keep it running for a while LOL Uuh, though sometimes they're so big they actually make a clicking noise while banging against the pipe *shudders*

[sleepypercy.livejournal.com]

*Hands you some hair spray and a lighter*. Good luck. I actually woke up with a scream the other night because I dreamt my parents' cat threw a very hairy spider at me.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

*burns house down*

I...I don't know quite what to make of that dream...it's....yeah, i'm not touching that one.

That's so random! : ) xx

[mangacat201.livejournal.com]

Oioioioioioioi!!! My little sister would have died on the spot. She can't even handle spiders the size of my pinky nail.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I'm okay as long as they're waaay over there. One crawled out of my phone case earlier and I nearly peed myself : / x

[anactoria.livejournal.com]

D:

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

; ) x

[justmep2.livejournal.com]

Raise a weight flag, surrender and hand him your house keys.
That's the only solution.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's being terribly polite so far...and I've only seen two flies since she arrived so I might have to keep her : ) x

[wings128.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit late getting here, but I had to pick this up on my way, then there was that rest stop detour he insisted we make ;)

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Oh now I want to watch Arachnophobia! Improvised flame throwers ftw!! : ) xxx

[fufaraw]

I know I'm bigger than them, but they're *faster*. Plus, they can climb walls. Well, better than I can, anyway. Yeesh.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I think if that bugger had come any closer, my wall climbing abilities would have improved exponentially! x

[matchboximpala.livejournal.com]

Last night I dreamed about a scientific study that included a diagram showing how many spiders you swallowed in your sleep if you covered your mouth with your bed clothes and how many you swallowed if you didn't.

After reading your post, god knows what I will dream about tonight.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

That sounds kinda cool! (although the swallowing spiders in your sleep thing is made up, if that makes you feel any better)
I'm dying to know what you dreamed of? Firemen spiders maybe? With the little boots and helmet? So cute! : ) x

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I put my hand in the sink this morning to do the washing up and I swear to god I nearly pee'd myself, actually jumping and shouting for Steve. The largest fucking spider you have ever seen in your life was staring at my hand like it was breakfast! x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I think the summer's been good to them so they're huge...and now the cold weather is here they're all going to want to snuggle : / x

[kinkajou.livejournal.com]

:D I don't wanna traumatize you with the pic the meme comes with, but it sounds like a legit argument : a pic with a huge hairy spider on it informed me that "Killing a spider makes the spider gene pool sneakier and more deadly" :) So, just careful with those flamethrowers! :D

[somersault-j.livejournal.com]

I wanted to say something serious, but after scrolling through this whole post I'm laughing my fucking ass off right now :P I think the best part was you assuming that hairspray would just make it look fabulous, closely followed by kinkajou's need to draw J2 spiders now and by salt's 'I panicked' pic and all the other hilarious comments :D

So, how are you doing? Did you get some sleep, did the spider lose???

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Haha, 'course it's going to be ridiculous! : ) Fabulous hair spider!Jared has to happen. I'll beg it for my birthday...then she has to do it : )

He was very courteous and kept to his side of the room...although I should say she, I think the big ones are girls usually. She doesn't snore at all : ) xxx