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[alexisjane]

I take back everything I said about my dog yesterday.

The muthafucker ate chocolate AGAIN!!!

Thankfully not as much or anything like as strong as last time but she definitely has a tummy ache. Or is drunk. I think there was booze in them.

Looking forward to a long night of toilet emergencies and vomiting.



ETA; I fed her a huge amount of biscuits, she drank loads of water, spent the evening making "I'm so sick, mama, do something" faces but seems fine this morning. She got up to drink a lot of water in the night so I think that probably did the trick. Stupid dog x

Comments

[mangacat201.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... hope poor baby feels better soon.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's so naughty! She should be fine by morning.

Grrrr! xx

[mangacat201.livejournal.com]

Well, just goes to show that human's aren't the only ones with the ability to eat all the shit that's bad for them *g*

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

awwww poor baby, mine did that on Friday...2oz of dark chocolate WITH expresso beans. Overkill much. Thankfully it barely touched his 85lb self. I even had a moment when I put it down that I thought"nah, it's unlikely he'll get it" ...yeah right.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Last Xmas eve she ate a pack of dark chocolate brownies, ended up staying overnight at the hospital...courtesy of my January rent money. They were worried about her heart. Scared the shit out of me! I totally forgot the box was in my bag and left it on the floor when I went to get some milk...she's a menace! Glad your boy was okay xx

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

You know, I always think that chocolate isn't naturally appealing to dogs, like why would they sniff that out. If we had bacon laying about, or peanut butter cookies maybe. I guess it's just not a disaster of opportunity, they are proving it. Weird. Super sniffers at work, mine's a basset hound so sniffing is his deal, and Lily probably has extrasensory sniffing as well to make up for eye, that's it.

Oh dogs. I'm glad she was ok, merry christmas to you.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Chocolate and chips are like crack to her! I can leave all kinds of other food lying around and she won't touch it but those...nope.

The bummer about this is that they were in a box in a bag, so she had to get into my bag and then open the box...which unfortunately is a game we play. She gets bored so I set her challenges and give her puzzles...might stop doing that now though : / x

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, poor Lily and poor you for having to clean up after her! I hope she soon recovers x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's all fine now : ) Thank you for the love ♥ xx

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Phew that's good! I'd hate for her to still be feeling pawly! Or ruff! Sorry!!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you went there...hahaha! Well, it was hairy for a moment but she doggedly pulled through and is rebarkable better this evening : ) xx

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Did she have hair of the dog this morning??!!

Sorry I'll stop now...

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

This is making me laugh far too hard!! Hahaa xx

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

I'll take a bow - wow wow!!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Oh My God! Haha, I'm gonna have to do a post for these if you keep going! : ) xx

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me I'm like a dog with a bone!

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

Boooo. :( :(

The joys of dog ownership =\

Feel better soon, lily!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's all fine now : ) Thank you for the love ♥ xx

[toratio.livejournal.com]

What is it with animals?! Eating things they shouldn't. And it sounds like she's not learned her lesson. Hope she feels better soon, and you can get some sleep.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's all fine now : ) Thank you for the love ♥ xx

[casey28.livejournal.com]

Poor bb. *pets her* I hope it isn't too bad, and that she feels better, soon!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's all fine now : ) Thank you for the love ♥ xx

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Oh Lil's! Silly silly puppy dog! *hugs you and hopes the night went fast and without incident!* xx

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's all fine now : ) Thank you for the love ♥ xx

[saltandburnboys.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor baby! D-: I hope she's feeling better now...

xx

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

She's all fine now : ) Thank you for the love ♥ xx

[matchboximpala.livejournal.com]

Have you ever read "What the Dogs Have Taught Me" by Merrill Markoe? She had the worst (and funniest) dogs ever.

http://merrillmarkoe.com/books/what-the-dogs-have-taught-me