alexisjane

Finally...Tuesday! I thought you'd never get here.

It's been a long, slightly horrid week so very glad to make it to Tuesday.
Sooo looking forward to tonight's ep. Have managed to avoid any spoilers so have no clue what's going to happen but I'm assuming there may be some epic Ezekiel action, or at least that's what I'm hoping, cliff hanger and all.

Part of the reason this week has been icky has been my muse's steadfast refusal to put out. She has taken the plot bunnies and headed off to parts unknown, leaving a cryptic note that would take a prophet to decipher. I swear one of the words is 'falafel'.
Anyway, I expressed this state of affairs to a couple of folk and realised trying to come up with excuses for her being a lameass is actually kinda fun. Like the writer's block equivalent of 'Yo Mamma". I shall undoubtedly add more to this list until she gets her arse back in gear.
If you have any, send via comments! I need funnys.

My muse has locked herself under the stairs and is refusing to come out until I bring pie therefore I'm not writing at the mo.

My muse has a migraine or something right now, so I'm twiddling my thumbs until she's done lying in a darkened room with a cold flannel on her head...drama queen.

My muse is watching Dark Angel S1 ep16 on repeat and crying hysterically, so I won't be writing for a while.

My muse is re-reading 'Heart of Darkness' looking for the gay sub text. It's probably going to take a while so I won't be writing today.

Apparently 'third one's the charm' does not apply to burritos. I may do some writing later once my muse stops throwing up.

My muse is sitting in the corner rocking and humming, with her fingers stuck in her ears because apparently even considering het is unacceptable so I "get nothing, you freak!" today.

My muse decided it was time for vodka and dancing, even though it's ten in the morning so I won't be writing today.

My muse turned up but she's wearing sweatpants and eating ice-cream straight out of the tub so I don't think I'll be writing today.

I don't know what's got into my muse but she's muttering stuff under her breath and scowling at me every time she paces past. I'm too scared to ask, so I won't be writing today.

My muse has been staring at the same photo of Jensen Ackles for two hours and sshing me when I open my mouth. I can''t see myself writing today.

Just walked in on my muse and the plot bunnies…I'm gonna go gouge out my eyes so I won't be writing today.

Got a call from my muse. Apparently she's in Detroit. She's taking the whole 'always ends up here' thing a bit too literally so I won't be writing today. Unless someone wants to fly me to Detroit.

Recs...

Three vid recs for you

First is this gem, that made me laugh, chronicling the weird stalker love that Gordon has for Sam. It's the song as much as anything, starts off sounding legit but then the lyrics as just so funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81RkMQ0cE0Y

Now although I do not ship them, I do have the utmost respect for Dean and Cas's profound bond. This vid however almost had me believing Destiel...almost : ) I really like it (also, the first time I've heard this song...I know but I avoid 'popular culture' like the plague...and actually liked it), makes me just wanna smoosh their faces! Here

This is a Dean story one but it's a goody. Lovely edit and just gave me chills. Here

Also while I'm at it, if you didn't catch

isasminion's vid recs on spnrountable you can see them Here. Some seriously good stuff, the first one is epic, though she's not kidding when she says you'll need tissues for the third one!

This is not SPN but it's beautiful.

kalliel's 1327- Fast 6 Paul Walker's death, along with his friend's, broke a little piece of my brain at the weekend. Just when I stopped crying, she posted this and I started all over again. It's beautiful but agonising as you can feel her grief poured into it. Read it and then send her hugs.

On a happier note...I saw this thing...