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Dec. 21st, 2013 05:56 pm
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Found the perfect pic for my wallpaper on my desktop...except I can't stop laughing : ) x

Date: 2013-12-24 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I believe abortion is irresponsible because you should never have gotten pregnant in the first place. But I'm talking about the teenage girls that deliberately sleep around without condoms and don't take their birth control responsibly, so they're like, abortion number 30 or something. That just makes you a human douchebag.

Otherwise, to each their own. If the person can come out of it mentally and emotionally unscathed than more power to them.

Date: 2013-12-24 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
I've known a couple of people that have had one and they were all totally fucked up by it. I think anyone that uses it as a contraceptive should just be sterilised...it makes me so angry.
I'm definitely pro choice as long as people are choosing not to be fucking assholes!

rant over

No, this talk was brutal. We were all crying, one girl threw up and another one had a panic attack. Her parents went insane. I don't know how the teacher kept her job x

Date: 2013-12-24 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Wow. So she wanted to show that it was bad?

I had nightmares of back alleys and coat hangers.

Sex ed is TRAUMATIZING.

Somersault J and I were talking about Brandon and xmas and it turned into Dean waiting for Sam under a xmas tree wearing a bow on a buttplug that is currently in his butt, with a note that reads "i prepped for you" because Dean only lets Sam fuck him on special occasions, because Sam's cock is very, very, intimidating.

Date: 2013-12-24 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh yeah and show literally! It was a 30minute slide show and graphic descriptions of procedures! It was just awful. I don't think I've seen anything as gory before or since.
I'm glad I didn't get your experience on top. i think I would have sewn my VJJ shut!

Oh my god, that just sounds adorable! So are you writing it or is she? x

Date: 2013-12-24 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Somersault J is a professional prompter. She doesn't write fanfic. OMG . . . Jizz on demand.

Date: 2013-12-24 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Send me a link to the one you're watching!

And tell her to fucking write something! She has some really good ideas x

Date: 2013-12-24 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
OMG! Why is it funny thinking of an entire class in tears . . . throwing up . . . and having panic attacks. then I remember why . . . and I want to cry. I just can't. Now that I have my kids.

Omg Louis CK is talking about changing his little girls diapers and wiping the vagina. It just angered me because my ex was like, I don't feel comfortable changing her diapers.

WHAT? WHAT KIND OF AN EXCUSE IS THAT?! FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Date: 2013-12-24 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh god, was he one of those. I'm not sure my ex ever changed one?
mind you, I went to stay with my cousin and she wouldn't let me or anyone else change her baby. Weird x

Date: 2013-12-24 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
EXCUSES! EXCUSES! Then he was never around for my son. I told him if we ever had a boy I wouldn't feel comfortable cleaning his balls . . .

Date: 2013-12-25 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
IKR The thing that makes me crazy now, is that his new wife already had two kids and even though he wouldn't even basic pay child support for his own kid, her fucking kids got to go to private school!
In-fucking-furiating x

Date: 2013-12-25 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
OMG! YEAH! YEAH! I feel you!

WTF? Just think of yourself as an Amazon. You take care of your own and men are an occasional pleasure.

Men are stupid. LIke, why? Or when they end up with someone not as good looking as you are. That pissed me off. If he was going to go for another woman (to get through our tough times) she should have at least been better looking.

It's superficial of me, but you know . . . hey . . . I just want to hold it against him. He can't stand to be alone . . . me . . . I'm way tougher.

Date: 2013-12-25 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
My ex that I'm still friends with, I love the fact that when we were together he didn't want to have sex, like ever so I really depressed and put on loads of weight but now, the better shape I get into, the more often he calls me and wants to go for coffee! It's hilarious. I feel bad that I make sure I hug him extra hard before I walk away. Hahaha, that's bad right?
But he was definitely scared of me. I think if women are vaguely strong or opinionated or sexual, men get freaked out about it. So, yeah, I guess stupid x

Date: 2013-12-25 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I THINK YOU SHOULD FREAK HIM OUT!! DO IT!

Men LOVE TO BE MANIPULATED! THEY DO. I did the upfront thing and then I was accused of "acting like a man" and hurting feelings and emasculating them.

I was in the military during my formative years and boy is it sexist. So I had to become tough like the boys. So yeah, I can be a bully. But ONLY IF THEY DESERVE IT.

Date: 2013-12-25 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh I will! Don't worry!
When we split it was mutual, we'd just reached the end but he'd been hanging out with his now current girlfriend for a few months before, so fuck him!
I do like her and I'm glad they're happy but he still kisses me on the lips when he's drunk and she's not there : ) which I know will eat him up with guilt...I'm such a bad person : )

I can't imagine being a woman in the military, that must have been so hard. Do you miss it? x

Date: 2013-12-25 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Yes. I do. A lot. I considered making it a career, but you know . . . my kids. And I loved telling men what to do. FUCKING LOVED THAT SHIT.

I hate to be dominated in any way. Freaks me out. I wish I had superhuman strength and still looked like me so I can manhandle the hell out of some man.

Date: 2013-12-25 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I can't judge you for that because I'd do it too. What's funny is that he had dumped her to fuck me and then married me and then when he realized I emasculated him he ran to someone who was needier.

The sad thing is she would email him saying how much she loved him and blah blah blah and he'd show it to me and make fun of her. and he would say mean shit to her. And SHE NEVER STOPPED HOPING that he'd come back. How can you be that type of woman and have self-respect?

Fuck, in the end, after Iraq he terrorized me. It was bad. It got physical. Mostly on my end. He'd corner me and toss furniture around and I'd feel in danger so I had to hit him to escape. He slept with knives . . . He karate chopped my throat once because I tried to wake him up in and it was dark and he'd been asleep. He started doing drugs.

and I'm like, good luck with that lady. I get to have the super smart, super cute kids and you can have my fucked up ex.

Date: 2013-12-25 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh babe, I am sooo glad you're out of that.
I feel bad for her in a way as sounds like she ended up with someone she probably didn't even really know.
And I know you're sad that he's not around for the kids but really, you want them around that?
Especially, if it's PTSD coz that can be so unpredictable. My old friends husband had the same thing after Iraq but thankfully they managed to get help and he's doing much better but it's tough.
Even my friend's partner who was a soldier, is fine, except when he's asleep and he fights when he dreams but has no memory of doing it.

It's no wonder you want superpowers, darlin' *hugs you* x

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Date: 2013-12-25 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I think I think about smut too much . . . I forgot to write anything today . . .

Date: 2013-12-25 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Well, I've got to go to bed as it's tomorroww already here so I won't distract you any more : )
Are you doing Xmas tomorrow? x

Date: 2013-12-25 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
What in hell? And after you're done raising your son he wants to be IN HIS LIFE?

Date: 2013-12-25 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Yup.

He's a twat.

But what can you do? It's my son's choice so I'm staying out of it.

All I can do is fantasise is about ten minutes in a room with no windows and a claw hammer... x

Date: 2013-12-25 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I get really, really angry.

Here's another funny stand up episode. He talks about protecting his kids and it's hilarious.

http://youtu.be/HN0mPVq1Cws

Date: 2013-12-25 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
WTF. So he raised someone else's kids but couldn't be bothered with his? I want to kill him for you. Really? What is their logic? How can they look themselves in the face every day?

Date: 2013-12-25 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
I'm trying to be mad but Louis is talking about fucking the fridge!!

He doesn't mean to be an asshole, he just is. But also not my problem anymore : ) x

Date: 2013-12-25 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
But it's still fun to manipulate them. It's funny because after the fact they start remembering the good times and getting all grabby and shit and you can't help feeling smug.

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