Nipples

[alexisjane]

Found the perfect pic for my wallpaper on my desktop...except I can't stop laughing : ) x

Comments

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

OMFG! I fuck'n love you.

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

Ooh, those pretty pretty green eyes. *drool* I always loved that scene!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

It was a toss up between that and this

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120623173547/supernatural/images/6/6a/Killing-fairies-is-messy.jpg

Oh god, I'm never going to get anything done! Hahahaha! x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

It's making me laugh but it's kinda disconcerting as well...his head looks so big!
And they are sooo green...totally distracting. And so funny : ) x

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

I like your first choice. Jensen's eyes man. They're like . . . pr0n exploded all over his face. His beauty is indecent.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Normally when your face is that close to a camera the lens goes all fish-eyed and whatever is closest gets blown out of proportion. Yet in spite of this Jensen's eyes and mouth still compete with the size of his nose.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it physically hurts me to look at him...and AND I actually fancy Jared more than him!
I am such a sad bastard...I swear I'm too old for this! x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I've not yet seen a picture in which he looks bad...like a dork, yes but never bad...I hate him...he makes me crazy *sighs* x

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like Jensen more only because he's so mysterious and shy. I only hear awesome things about Jared. How at ease he puts people. And he's gorgeous, quite frankly. Perfect. But Jensen is the sum of his flaws and it makes him beautiful somehow.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

What?! One can never be too old to appreciate beauty.

Jensen is my favorite.

I really, really hope his daughter inherits his eyes and lips. She must keep the genes alive.

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

LOL. That is hilarious...and I love it.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

It's that weird thing...Dean+Jared are the type of guys I'd go for but really Sam+Jensen are the kind of guys I should go for because...Oh look..I'm single...again!
Go figure *rolls eyes at self*
Fake imaginary boyfriends are much better than the real kind. The sex is a hell of a lot better for sure! : ) x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Oh god, she's either going to be stunning or the combined Jensen/Daneel genes will cancel each other out : / Can't see it being the latter though x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I didn't think of it before! x

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Daneel's features are very delicate and balanced (like Jared's). Jensen's are the exact opposite. They're on the excessive side a bit. I've seen pre-Raphaelite paintings of Jane Moore that look just like Jensen.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

So am I! But I'm so much happier single. I turn into a terrible person when I'm not. I make an awesome mother but the worse wife in the world. I'm also terribly busy, balancing kids with school and my ex dropped off the face of the earth. We're kinda scraping by on my income alone, but yet . . . I don't know. I'm less stressed.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Yes! God, IKR! I think it's the nose particularly that does that.
I keep trying to find fault with him, but I just can't.
I need to get a Jensen (and/or Jared) version of this tshirt...it keeps me sane...well, comparatively sane x

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Here's a comparison of young Jensen and young Jared.




What the fuck? This is not supposed to be hot.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD! I should have gotten that for my ex.

LMAO. I would be the person its talking about.

Gen is kinda the opposite of Jared. Her features are pretty big. Like her eyes. Her mouth . . . well, it's not naturally very big. she's had fillers. At one point, when she first made her appearance as Ruby, she had a full blown trout pout. and you could tell because her lips were sort of shapeless.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Oh god stop! You're trying to kill me!
How, how is it even possible for him to be so beautiful, seriously. When have you ever seen a guy irl that looked anywhere close to that? (even taking into account the photoshopping and professional photography) It just doesn't make sense!
I do think if I ever met him I would either pass out or bite him. Both very good reasons for never going to a con, I think : )x

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

I tend to just forget who I am and make the worst possible choices when it comes to men so I've just stopped trying now. I figure if the perfect guy turns up that's more than fine but I really like being on my own.
Oh I did the single parent, school, struggle bit...well still doing the struggle bit. Just keep going! Sometimes I think having a guy in your life is just like having another kid around so that's probably why it's less stressful : ) x

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Here's some un-photoshopped pics of him.



This picture sort of squicks me out. He reminds me of my ex-husband here. Seriously. And I don't think I would have ever noticed if a friend of mine hadn't pointed out that I had a type and she could see why I would love Jensen Ackles. She's like, he looks like Roarke! And I'm like, Roarke is only HALF-WHITE! And now, every now and then I see a photograph of Jensen and I see my ex and I get totally turned off. I just squicked myself out.


This one cracks me up.


Painting comparison.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

OMG! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! It is like having a third kid. More like a red-headed stepchild.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

ONly Jensen can make this look inappropriate. If this was Jared it would look less questionable and more like two guys working out.


No photoshop. No make-up and he sparkles.


I feel so bad for Jensen because he can never outrun his modeling pics. He said his friends would make fun of him for it and he would be like, well, I bought my own truck so what can you say about it?

Misha also brought up the brick pants once on twitter and he was about to post it but then he thought better of it because he was afraid of retaliation or so he says.