It's that weird thing...Dean+Jared are the type of guys I'd go for but really Sam+Jensen are the kind of guys I should go for because...Oh look..I'm single...again! Go figure *rolls eyes at self* Fake imaginary boyfriends are much better than the real kind. The sex is a hell of a lot better for sure! : ) x
So am I! But I'm so much happier single. I turn into a terrible person when I'm not. I make an awesome mother but the worse wife in the world. I'm also terribly busy, balancing kids with school and my ex dropped off the face of the earth. We're kinda scraping by on my income alone, but yet . . . I don't know. I'm less stressed.
I tend to just forget who I am and make the worst possible choices when it comes to men so I've just stopped trying now. I figure if the perfect guy turns up that's more than fine but I really like being on my own. Oh I did the single parent, school, struggle bit...well still doing the struggle bit. Just keep going! Sometimes I think having a guy in your life is just like having another kid around so that's probably why it's less stressful : ) x
Oh god stop! You're trying to kill me! How, how is it even possible for him to be so beautiful, seriously. When have you ever seen a guy irl that looked anywhere close to that? (even taking into account the photoshopping and professional photography) It just doesn't make sense! I do think if I ever met him I would either pass out or bite him. Both very good reasons for never going to a con, I think : )x
This picture sort of squicks me out. He reminds me of my ex-husband here. Seriously. And I don't think I would have ever noticed if a friend of mine hadn't pointed out that I had a type and she could see why I would love Jensen Ackles. She's like, he looks like Roarke! And I'm like, Roarke is only HALF-WHITE! And now, every now and then I see a photograph of Jensen and I see my ex and I get totally turned off. I just squicked myself out.
Oh ffs, I'm supposed to be betaing and you're sending me porn! My ex husband looks like Jack Nicholson and my other ex that I'm still good friends with looks like a young Tony Curtis, both of which are quite weird. I've been trying to get my son to cut his stupid long hair recently as, god forgive me, in the right light with one eye closed, he bares a passing resemblance to a certain sasquatch...although he's only 6'1"...which is ruining the Jared thing for me x
That was actually the one thing that stopped me from falling headlong into the place I am now for so long...I thought he was short! Then I find out Jared's 6'5" or whatever and my brain fucking melted...I'm not kidding! x
Oh shit...that could be true. My other gigantic crush is Tom Hardy *oh god* and I guess he has them too...dammit. I'm so tempted to say I need to see a picture of Roarke to compare but I'm not sure if you'd find it funny *giggles and runs away* x
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Date: 2013-12-21 07:54 pm (UTC)Go figure *rolls eyes at self*
Fake imaginary boyfriends are much better than the real kind. The sex is a hell of a lot better for sure! : ) x
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-21 08:30 pm (UTC)Oh I did the single parent, school, struggle bit...well still doing the struggle bit. Just keep going! Sometimes I think having a guy in your life is just like having another kid around so that's probably why it's less stressful : ) x
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-21 08:13 pm (UTC)What the fuck? This is not supposed to be hot.
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:22 pm (UTC)How, how is it even possible for him to be so beautiful, seriously. When have you ever seen a guy irl that looked anywhere close to that? (even taking into account the photoshopping and professional photography) It just doesn't make sense!
I do think if I ever met him I would either pass out or bite him. Both very good reasons for never going to a con, I think : )x
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:37 pm (UTC)This picture sort of squicks me out. He reminds me of my ex-husband here. Seriously. And I don't think I would have ever noticed if a friend of mine hadn't pointed out that I had a type and she could see why I would love Jensen Ackles. She's like, he looks like Roarke! And I'm like, Roarke is only HALF-WHITE! And now, every now and then I see a photograph of Jensen and I see my ex and I get totally turned off. I just squicked myself out.
This one cracks me up.
Painting comparison.
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:54 pm (UTC)My ex husband looks like Jack Nicholson and my other ex that I'm still good friends with looks like a young Tony Curtis, both of which are quite weird. I've been trying to get my son to cut his stupid long hair recently as, god forgive me, in the right light with one eye closed, he bares a passing resemblance to a certain sasquatch...although he's only 6'1"...which is ruining the Jared thing for me x
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-21 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-21 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-21 09:20 pm (UTC)I'm so tempted to say I need to see a picture of Roarke to compare but I'm not sure if you'd find it funny *giggles and runs away* x
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Date: 2013-12-21 09:25 pm (UTC)