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Dec. 21st, 2013 05:56 pm
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Found the perfect pic for my wallpaper on my desktop...except I can't stop laughing : ) x

Date: 2013-12-21 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
OMFG! I fuck'n love you.

Date: 2013-12-21 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
It was a toss up between that and this

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120623173547/supernatural/images/6/6a/Killing-fairies-is-messy.jpg

Oh god, I'm never going to get anything done! Hahahaha! x

Date: 2013-12-21 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I like your first choice. Jensen's eyes man. They're like . . . pr0n exploded all over his face. His beauty is indecent.
Edited Date: 2013-12-21 07:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-12-21 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Sometimes it physically hurts me to look at him...and AND I actually fancy Jared more than him!
I am such a sad bastard...I swear I'm too old for this! x

Date: 2013-12-21 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Yeah, I like Jensen more only because he's so mysterious and shy. I only hear awesome things about Jared. How at ease he puts people. And he's gorgeous, quite frankly. Perfect. But Jensen is the sum of his flaws and it makes him beautiful somehow.

Date: 2013-12-21 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
It's that weird thing...Dean+Jared are the type of guys I'd go for but really Sam+Jensen are the kind of guys I should go for because...Oh look..I'm single...again!
Go figure *rolls eyes at self*
Fake imaginary boyfriends are much better than the real kind. The sex is a hell of a lot better for sure! : ) x

Date: 2013-12-21 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
So am I! But I'm so much happier single. I turn into a terrible person when I'm not. I make an awesome mother but the worse wife in the world. I'm also terribly busy, balancing kids with school and my ex dropped off the face of the earth. We're kinda scraping by on my income alone, but yet . . . I don't know. I'm less stressed.

Date: 2013-12-21 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
I tend to just forget who I am and make the worst possible choices when it comes to men so I've just stopped trying now. I figure if the perfect guy turns up that's more than fine but I really like being on my own.
Oh I did the single parent, school, struggle bit...well still doing the struggle bit. Just keep going! Sometimes I think having a guy in your life is just like having another kid around so that's probably why it's less stressful : ) x

Date: 2013-12-21 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
OMG! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! It is like having a third kid. More like a red-headed stepchild.

Date: 2013-12-21 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
 photo tumblr_lh205mmpCf1qhuzawo1_400-1-1.jpg
 photo tumblr_mj3ywzRCET1qhlmsbo1_500_zps7c783d7f.gifHere's a comparison of young Jensen and young Jared.
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What the fuck? This is not supposed to be hot.
big eyes Jensen! photo JensenAckles_zpsd9bdc8eb.jpg
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Date: 2013-12-21 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh god stop! You're trying to kill me!
How, how is it even possible for him to be so beautiful, seriously. When have you ever seen a guy irl that looked anywhere close to that? (even taking into account the photoshopping and professional photography) It just doesn't make sense!
I do think if I ever met him I would either pass out or bite him. Both very good reasons for never going to a con, I think : )x
Edited Date: 2013-12-21 08:22 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-12-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Here's some un-photoshopped pics of him.

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This picture sort of squicks me out. He reminds me of my ex-husband here. Seriously. And I don't think I would have ever noticed if a friend of mine hadn't pointed out that I had a type and she could see why I would love Jensen Ackles. She's like, he looks like Roarke! And I'm like, Roarke is only HALF-WHITE! And now, every now and then I see a photograph of Jensen and I see my ex and I get totally turned off. I just squicked myself out.
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This one cracks me up.

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Painting comparison.
 photo tumblr_lh1yi5B78M1qhuzawo1_400-1.jpg photo draft_lens1615474module13569419photo_1232558171Rossetti_The_Day_Dream.jpg

Date: 2013-12-21 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh ffs, I'm supposed to be betaing and you're sending me porn!
My ex husband looks like Jack Nicholson and my other ex that I'm still good friends with looks like a young Tony Curtis, both of which are quite weird. I've been trying to get my son to cut his stupid long hair recently as, god forgive me, in the right light with one eye closed, he bares a passing resemblance to a certain sasquatch...although he's only 6'1"...which is ruining the Jared thing for me x

Date: 2013-12-21 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Jensen's 6'1" without boots.

Date: 2013-12-21 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
That was actually the one thing that stopped me from falling headlong into the place I am now for so long...I thought he was short! Then I find out Jared's 6'5" or whatever and my brain fucking melted...I'm not kidding! x

Date: 2013-12-21 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Okay, you have a type (tony curtis). Pouty lips.

Date: 2013-12-21 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh shit...that could be true. My other gigantic crush is Tom Hardy *oh god* and I guess he has them too...dammit.
I'm so tempted to say I need to see a picture of Roarke to compare but I'm not sure if you'd find it funny *giggles and runs away* x

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Date: 2013-12-21 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
What?! One can never be too old to appreciate beauty.

Jensen is my favorite.

I really, really hope his daughter inherits his eyes and lips. She must keep the genes alive.

Date: 2013-12-21 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Oh god, she's either going to be stunning or the combined Jensen/Daneel genes will cancel each other out : / Can't see it being the latter though x

Date: 2013-12-21 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
ONly Jensen can make this look inappropriate. If this was Jared it would look less questionable and more like two guys working out.
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No photoshop. No make-up and he sparkles.
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I feel so bad for Jensen because he can never outrun his modeling pics. He said his friends would make fun of him for it and he would be like, well, I bought my own truck so what can you say about it?

Misha also brought up the brick pants once on twitter and he was about to post it but then he thought better of it because he was afraid of retaliation or so he says.

 photo jensen_ackles_modeling_by_reckless_thing-d3b0y8s-1.png

Date: 2013-12-21 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Jensen can make anything inappropriate. God, him in that hat *fans self*
Not sure about the quiff but arm porn, yes.
I have no idea what brick pants are but they do sound embarrassing : ) x

Date: 2013-12-21 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
YOU DON'T???? OMG! YOU'RE MISSING OUT! Misha teased that he had a poster of Jensen in brick pants in his bedroom. He even posted it on facebook, but took it down because he realized there would be retaliation from Jensen.
 photo tumblr_m7hbpqOCBj1rngsqd_zpscd0eb3c1.jpg
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Date: 2013-12-21 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Ahahahaahahaha!!

Well that's my convention outfit sorted. Brick pants and the tshirt. That's just asking for trouble, but yes, I can see why Jensen would flip out.
Oh god, I can't stop laughing! x

Date: 2013-12-21 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com

Dean has Daddy issues. Both screecaps from SPN.
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Date: 2013-12-21 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
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I feel bad because imagine Dean Winchester looking like that in the hunting community and given all the seedy places John frequented? My headcanon it's the reason Dean became such a loudmouth. He deliberately tried to redirect any negative attention Sam would have gotten from creepy older guys.
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