It's actually been a bit of a problem, as he is gorgeous which means girls throw themselves at him and he can't won't keep it in his pants! So there's been oceans of heartbreak and he had a stalker at one point...really no fun. I think all kids, boys esp. go through a goofy stage, so your daughter's really lucky.
Yes, far, far too young for you! Plus the commute would be a bitch : ) x
Hell's no. Nope. Age is an issue. Boys are less mature than girls anyway. So does he look like you? Boys seem to look more like their mom and girls like their dad. IMO. My daughter has my facial bone structure and eyes but her lips and nose. My son is the opposite. He has his daddy's facial bone and eyes but my nose and lips.
I can't believe you gave your son a mullet. You are an EVIL MOTHER. EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! Were you trying to find ways to keep the girls away?
I guess it wouldn't help if he's a mommy's boy because that makes him more attuned to women's needs. That sucks. But I'm sure you've taught him to be careful? The only thing that kept me from becoming a slut was a picture book of STDs. Seriously. WHO WANTS THEIR JUNK TO LOOK LIKE THAT?
And because I learned condoms are only 80% effective unless you use them right then they're 92%
the packagers LIE. And the Human Papiloma Virus is small enough to permeate through the latex. And some forms of HPV are asymptomatic and undetectable and they cause CANCER!!! CANCER!!
No, I think he's careful like that, he just falls too quick too soon and then there's all kinds of drama. Luckily he seems to have met someone really nice and they take care of each other which is nice. Also, Yuk! I think I saw that book and Yuk! Not good x
I didn't even want to touch boys hands because I thought that disease could transfer that way. Like they would go to the bathroom and not wash their hands and touch me with their penis hands . . . I WAS TWELVE, OKAY!!
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Date: 2013-12-22 12:18 am (UTC)I think all kids, boys esp. go through a goofy stage, so your daughter's really lucky.
Yes, far, far too young for you! Plus the commute would be a bitch : ) x
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Date: 2013-12-22 12:23 am (UTC)I can't believe you gave your son a mullet. You are an EVIL MOTHER. EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! Were you trying to find ways to keep the girls away?
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Date: 2013-12-22 12:30 am (UTC)And because I learned condoms are only 80% effective unless you use them right then they're 92%
the packagers LIE. And the Human Papiloma Virus is small enough to permeate through the latex. And some forms of HPV are asymptomatic and undetectable and they cause CANCER!!! CANCER!!
I'm such a paranoiac.
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Date: 2013-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)Also, Yuk! I think I saw that book and Yuk! Not good x
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Date: 2013-12-22 10:03 am (UTC)That's adorable and disturbing at the same time. But who the hell was showing that stuff to a 12yr old? Surely not good.
I'm assuming you kinda got past it being that you have two kids.
And now I'm laughing at 'penis hands' x
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Date: 2013-12-22 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
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