Why, yes, Life, I would love to get a stye on my eye this weekend.
But what say you put it on the one that doesn't already have a weirdo growth thing on it so I can really scare the children when I go outside? That way I'll have bonus limited vision in both eyes for a change! You're too good to me ♥

But what say you put it on the one that doesn't already have a weirdo growth thing on it so I can really scare the children when I go outside? That way I'll have bonus limited vision in both eyes for a change! You're too good to me ♥
