The Confessional

[alexisjane]

Sometimes it seems that even with our best intentions, Fandom (and our preoccupation with the sexy times) occasionally leaks into our Real Lives causing concern and consternation amongst our friends and making us question our own sanity. This is the place where you can make amends.
In the comments below, confess your slip ups, misunderstandings and mishearings.

If you've slapped someone for asking you to work out their kinks, not realising they were just asking for a shoulder rub, if you've accidentally called someone "Chad" because they were being a dick, or if the sight of your mother roughly stuffing a chicken has caused you to have to lock yourself in the bathroom til you stopped blushing, this is the place for you to confess.

Not because it will make you feel any better, just so we can all have a damn good laugh about what dorks we are.
Because we are all dorks, let's face it.

"...if anybody's listening, here goes."

(This is for fun so no meanness, name calling, hair-pulling, kink shaming or making anyone feel bad. You do and so help me I will spam you with Bieber)

Comments

[anactoria.livejournal.com]

I always have a little confused moment, like, "...but why is he doing it to the sheets?"