Also, the gay for pay thing gives me hope. Where I live 75% or the guys are gay and it's the good-looking percent as well : ( My friend has this joke "What's the difference between a straight guy and a Bi guy?.....Usually about three tequilas (he'd know too!) Apparently it doesn't work the other way round though :`( x
Dude . . . it's funny because there are first time bottoms (straight guy) and they're like, oh this sucks, in the beginning. Because hello pain. And then something happens and their eyes roll up in their heads and they're like, wow. My legs are shaky. This one guy (in the outtakes) was like, omg, I never knew. I felt like I was going to come the whole time. And I'm like, MUST BE FUCKING NICE YOU DOUCHEBAG. Why must everything be harder for us. Even achieving an orgasm.
But all in all I love being a woman. Just do. No reason. Men in general are not so bright. They're socially retarded. I'm uploading three more vids for you. It's taking a bit longer to upload than I thought. But I guess it's why the other one must of cut off.
No, no, don't be angry, life is too fucking short for that.
People are stupid, men are just wired differently so they re the same amount of stupid but just don't realise they're doing it so are doubly annoying : )
Yeah, I think people get too hung up on the whole gender thing sometimes. I define myself by so many other things before I get to that. I wouldn't want to be a guy though.
I was going to spend tomorrow evening sorting stuff out after my bro goes home...looks like I'll be watching p*rn all night though! : ) x
Or you can sort stufF and WATCH Pr0N. Just bring all the stuff you need to sort in the room. Pr0n is very inspirational, methinks. I'm on a roll, but I like to take breaks while I'm still in a creative mood. It brings a whole new perspective when I get back to it. Crossdreassin+Jensen/OMC non-con+possessive hulk!sex. No sexual healing because Jensen heals himself. He's able to justify fucked up situations easily. I guess it has to do with his history of abuse. Maladaptive behaviors are still adaptive.
Swallowing hard, Jared continues, “I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.” “Don’t,” Jensen interjects as he spins around, twisting Jared’s hand off him, lifts his chin to look Jared in the eyes. Smiling coldly, he takes Jared’s hand, totally listless with indecision maybe. He twines their fingers together and drags Jared’s palm over his hip and across his flank, right up under his skirt, moving the panties aside before encouraging Jared to push into him. Jared is hesitant; circling Jensen’s tender opening and it’s good, so good. So Jensen ducks his face into Jared’s chest, spreading his hands over the defined muscle he finds there, rubbing his cheek right over Jared’s nipple.
Why cut my chances at love in half? LOL. I'm a lot more cynical than that. I'm trying hard not to affect my children with it.
You still working? Is there family around? Were the vids okay? OMG! BRANDON'S SELFIE KILLS ME! MATTRESS HUMPING. Dean would TOTALLY MASTURBATE THAT WAY. He'd make long sweet love to himself.
I want fic wherein Jared complains of always bottoming and wanting to top and Dean doesn't want him to because he's afraid of Sam's dick. IT JUST TICKLES ME. Or Dean won't put out as frequently as Sam wants him to and Dean complains that his butt needs a rest and he's not as young as he used to be and it's Sam's own fault for owning a sasquatch dick.
My friend keeps grilling me about getting into a relationship and what kind of guy is my "type"...it drives me up the wall! Esp. as when she says it it's all about how someone looks and for me it's all about how someone makes me feel. Bless her though, she went through this whole rigmarole that culminated in her saying "Yeah, well I can see you turning up with a Sam and it being a Samantha" which I thought was so sweet!
I think if anything i wish I had been taught (and I wish I had taught my son) that actually valuing yourself enough to not to let a relationship fuck up your life, is one of the most important things you can do. It's damn hard to keep how we feel from our kids though as they seriously pick up on stuff.
Dude, I'm sat on the couch next to my bro, eating cheese and drinking whiskey, about to watch Die Hard (it's soo Xmassy!) No Porn til tomorrow!!
Your Dean being afraid of Sam's dick kink is hilarious!! I think I might have to write one where he tries to exorcise it! Oh god now I'm laughing and my bro is looking at me funny! Lol x
It's so silly! BUT I CAN'T HELP IT! I find it hot. His eyes would get all big . . . LIke HUMONGOUS. And then Sam is like, oh yeah, he's impressed and Dean is like, oh NO! And you know Sam thinks Dean is playing hard to get. LMAO.
Coz you're perverted and love the non-con waaaay too much! Plus, Dean's adorable when he's flustered! I like the idea of vignettes of Sam trying to sneakily fuck him without Dean noticing. Hahaha! Oh god, do you think Ash would write this for us? That would be so funny. Anti size!kink! x
Yeah, our sex ed classes were kinds 'Yeah, this bit goes there, don't touch that. Don't get knocked up'. We had a gratuitous abortion seminar once but that was in Religious Studies and the teacher got suspended for it!
I think if the state want to make sex ed like that they should pay for the therapy too!
I do remember being in bed with a guy and touched his cock for the first time and actually did a whole "Hell, no!! You're not coming near me with that!!" thing...I got past it though : ) x
OMG! RIGHT!! I was afraid of a dry humping too! I thought if they creamed themselves the sperm would swim their way to me somehow or I'd get herpes or some sort of gangrenous sore.
I believe abortion is irresponsible because you should never have gotten pregnant in the first place. But I'm talking about the teenage girls that deliberately sleep around without condoms and don't take their birth control responsibly, so they're like, abortion number 30 or something. That just makes you a human douchebag.
Otherwise, to each their own. If the person can come out of it mentally and emotionally unscathed than more power to them.
I never speak ill of my kids father in front of them. I insist they only inherited the good things. And quite frankly, I'm thankful. I really am. Without him I would have my kids. And they're awesome even though I think they're pretty evil. Like when I tell my son he's driving me crazy and he laughs manically.
ONly I would give birth to kids as evil as mine are. And they're so manipulative too. When I get angry they start crying and insist on getting a hug from me.
Mwhahaha...Oh yeah they do find out quick what works for them. Oh but don't be angry with them, especially if it makes them cry. I always found a quiet reproachful stare and reasoned argument scared the shit out of mine far more than when I yelled at him! Except now he uses the fucking logically argument thing on me now and he won't do anything I ask as he reasons his way out of it!
Did you see Louis CK's thing about parents being victim's? Funniest thing I'd seen in a long while! x
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Date: 2013-12-23 06:18 pm (UTC)My friend has this joke "What's the difference between a straight guy and a Bi guy?.....Usually about three tequilas (he'd know too!)
Apparently it doesn't work the other way round though :`( x
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Date: 2013-12-23 06:36 pm (UTC)I was thinking the other day, fuck penis envy, I have prostate envy! x
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Date: 2013-12-23 06:49 pm (UTC)But all in all I love being a woman. Just do. No reason. Men in general are not so bright. They're socially retarded. I'm uploading three more vids for you. It's taking a bit longer to upload than I thought. But I guess it's why the other one must of cut off.
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Date: 2013-12-23 08:48 pm (UTC)People are stupid, men are just wired differently so they re the same amount of stupid but just don't realise they're doing it so are doubly annoying : )
Yeah, I think people get too hung up on the whole gender thing sometimes. I define myself by so many other things before I get to that. I wouldn't want to be a guy though.
I was going to spend tomorrow evening sorting stuff out after my bro goes home...looks like I'll be watching p*rn all night though! : ) x
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Date: 2013-12-23 09:02 pm (UTC)Swallowing hard, Jared continues, “I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.”
“Don’t,” Jensen interjects as he spins around, twisting Jared’s hand off him, lifts his chin to look Jared in the eyes. Smiling coldly, he takes Jared’s hand, totally listless with indecision maybe.
He twines their fingers together and drags Jared’s palm over his hip and across his flank, right up under his skirt, moving the panties aside before encouraging Jared to push into him. Jared is hesitant; circling Jensen’s tender opening and it’s good, so good. So Jensen ducks his face into Jared’s chest, spreading his hands over the defined muscle he finds there, rubbing his cheek right over Jared’s nipple.
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Date: 2013-12-23 08:57 pm (UTC)You still working? Is there family around? Were the vids okay? OMG! BRANDON'S SELFIE KILLS ME! MATTRESS HUMPING. Dean would TOTALLY MASTURBATE THAT WAY. He'd make long sweet love to himself.
I want fic wherein Jared complains of always bottoming and wanting to top and Dean doesn't want him to because he's afraid of Sam's dick. IT JUST TICKLES ME. Or Dean won't put out as frequently as Sam wants him to and Dean complains that his butt needs a rest and he's not as young as he used to be and it's Sam's own fault for owning a sasquatch dick.
I'm cracking up writing this.
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Date: 2013-12-23 09:40 pm (UTC)I think if anything i wish I had been taught (and I wish I had taught my son) that actually valuing yourself enough to not to let a relationship fuck up your life, is one of the most important things you can do. It's damn hard to keep how we feel from our kids though as they seriously pick up on stuff.
Dude, I'm sat on the couch next to my bro, eating cheese and drinking whiskey, about to watch Die Hard (it's soo Xmassy!) No Porn til tomorrow!!
Your Dean being afraid of Sam's dick kink is hilarious!! I think I might have to write one where he tries to exorcise it!
Oh god now I'm laughing and my bro is looking at me funny! Lol x
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Date: 2013-12-23 10:04 pm (UTC)Why? Why is that hot?
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Date: 2013-12-24 01:08 pm (UTC)Oh god, do you think Ash would write this for us? That would be so funny.
Anti size!kink! x
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Date: 2013-12-24 03:59 pm (UTC)I blame my sex ed class. I kid you not. And now look at me!
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Date: 2013-12-24 11:02 pm (UTC)Yeah, our sex ed classes were kinds 'Yeah, this bit goes there, don't touch that. Don't get knocked up'. We had a gratuitous abortion seminar once but that was in Religious Studies and the teacher got suspended for it!
I think if the state want to make sex ed like that they should pay for the therapy too!
I do remember being in bed with a guy and touched his cock for the first time and actually did a whole "Hell, no!! You're not coming near me with that!!" thing...I got past it though : ) x
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Date: 2013-12-24 11:04 pm (UTC)Then you realize that they're not that scary.
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Date: 2013-12-24 11:07 pm (UTC)Otherwise, to each their own. If the person can come out of it mentally and emotionally unscathed than more power to them.
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Date: 2013-12-23 10:08 pm (UTC)ONly I would give birth to kids as evil as mine are. And they're so manipulative too. When I get angry they start crying and insist on getting a hug from me.
Seriously? I'M THE VICTIM!
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Date: 2013-12-24 01:03 pm (UTC)Mwhahaha...Oh yeah they do find out quick what works for them. Oh but don't be angry with them, especially if it makes them cry. I always found a quiet reproachful stare and reasoned argument scared the shit out of mine far more than when I yelled at him! Except now he uses the fucking logically argument thing on me now and he won't do anything I ask as he reasons his way out of it!
Did you see Louis CK's thing about parents being victim's? Funniest thing I'd seen in a long while! x
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Date: 2013-12-24 04:02 pm (UTC)I give them the silent treatment now. Emotional abuse hurts. LOL.
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Date: 2013-12-24 08:59 pm (UTC)This is the clip about parenting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJlV49RDlLE
This one is really offensive in the middle but the pay-off is thought provoking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkjmzEEQUlE
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Date: 2013-12-24 09:00 pm (UTC)LOL
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