You couldn't make it up...
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alexisjaneI just read an article about a court case and I just...
So this woman meets a guy online and he's nice and they want to meet for sexy times but he's really worried about his appearance as he's recovering from lots of surgery for a brain tumour and has mobility issues that he's self consccious about. But after being reassured by a mututal girl friend that he's a nice guy, she goes to the hotel, puts on a blindfold and lies down on the blossom strewn bed. The guy comes out of the bathroom, sexy times happen, everybody's happy.
Except...
One time they're doing the do and for some reason the woman takes off her blindfold. And who should be standing there but the mutual friend - I'm assuming still wearing the "prosthetic penis" – who encouraged her to do this ridiculous thing.
And the friend says... "It's not what you think."
No. No, I really think it is. What on earth else could it possibly be?!
Just when you think you've heard everything, the capacity of human beings to do the most bizarre, stupid things never fails to surprise.
In other news, I was seriously impressed that I managed to do the dishes last night while under the influence. I was, however, surprised to find a ladder in my hallway, and that I answered a few comments* too! I should drink more often : ) Clearly, I get stuff done : )
Your faces...I love them ♥
*apologies for any overt dorkishness while hammered : /
So this woman meets a guy online and he's nice and they want to meet for sexy times but he's really worried about his appearance as he's recovering from lots of surgery for a brain tumour and has mobility issues that he's self consccious about. But after being reassured by a mututal girl friend that he's a nice guy, she goes to the hotel, puts on a blindfold and lies down on the blossom strewn bed. The guy comes out of the bathroom, sexy times happen, everybody's happy.
Except...
One time they're doing the do and for some reason the woman takes off her blindfold. And who should be standing there but the mutual friend - I'm assuming still wearing the "prosthetic penis" – who encouraged her to do this ridiculous thing.
And the friend says... "It's not what you think."
No. No, I really think it is. What on earth else could it possibly be?!
Just when you think you've heard everything, the capacity of human beings to do the most bizarre, stupid things never fails to surprise.
In other news, I was seriously impressed that I managed to do the dishes last night while under the influence. I was, however, surprised to find a ladder in my hallway, and that I answered a few comments* too! I should drink more often : ) Clearly, I get stuff done : )
Your faces...I love them ♥
*apologies for any overt dorkishness while hammered : /
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Date: 2015-09-20 02:18 am (UTC)