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Dec. 21st, 2013 05:56 pm
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Found the perfect pic for my wallpaper on my desktop...except I can't stop laughing : ) x

Date: 2013-12-23 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Brandon! Yes I saw these before...blush I did : ) Jebus, tell me you read that King_wizard J2 fic recently! I nearly died it was so SO hot. I accidentally drank most of a bottle of wine reading it as I just couldn't look away. Thought it could have been inspired by Brandon : ) x

Date: 2013-12-23 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I've seen all his movies. Bless him. He's a work of art. HE HAS NO BAD ANGLES. NONE!! AND IT'S PRETTY BOY ON PRETTY BOY. Somersault-j and I always fangirl over him. The company the puts out the movies are a few miles from where I live . . . and I'm like . . . this kid is OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

Date: 2013-12-23 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Did you read I See The Real You Katstark's thing...holy shit! I'd totally be camping out just to see if he's that beautiful in real life! I've only found one so far online. With Conor? *fans self* He is truly something else...I have you to thank for that too/blame for my p*rn addiction : ) x

Date: 2013-12-23 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
yeah, I go to seancody [dot] com. So MANY PRETTY BOYS. You have a mac . . . hmmm . . . I can provide you with a . . . peak.

Date: 2013-12-23 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I don't know what I would do if I ran into Brandon. I'd be like, ummm . . . I'm a fan of your movies. His chest and his ass . . . like . . . IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS. He looks so pretty ALL THE TIME!! He's the bottomiest top EVA! He's the way I would picture Dean topping. Without a doubt. Same style. Very slow and sensual . . .

Date: 2013-12-23 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
I don't think I would be as weirded out meeting him as much as meeting a film/tv actor as I'm really not sure the privacy thing works in the same way. When you say 'I love your work' we all know what that means!
I'd totally be getting his autograph and a selfie...and a quick feel if I could get away with it ; ) Pecs! Feel of his Pecs!
And he screams bottom, why is he topping! Why?! Also, he smiles so much...I know that's not bad but he looks too adorable when he does.
I know what you mean about Dean too. Which is why I really only think of him topping when he's really angry so he's not all smooshy like that. Otherwise is practically schmoop! x

Date: 2013-12-23 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I picture him tying Sam up because he wants to slow it down. He's like, Sam sometimes you gotta lay back and enjoy it. And he's all soft and sensual and then Sam starts struggling and biting . . . because Sam is always like, HULK! SMASH!

Date: 2013-12-23 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I WOULD TOTALLY BE WEIRDED OUT. I mean I know what the guy looks like naked and I don't even know him!!! It disturbs me. It makes me feel like a perv. But we all know I'm a perv anyway. But it's different with imaginary people. It's the reason I can't read non-AU RPS. I feel like a perv doing it.

Date: 2013-12-23 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
That made me laugh SO hard. Oh Darling, all we do is perv!
No, the RPS even RPF generally I find creepy as its about real people. Dean and Sam are fictional and even the way the actors from the show are at conventions and stuff isn't really them, they are working to an extent so yes, so if I saw them in real life I feel like I would really be seeing a stranger.
But even though I know it's still sort of acting, I think the fact that we've seen everything there is to see of Brandon makes me feel less so as he can't be that worried about it or he wouldn't do it. I don't know, it just wouldn't feel as weird to me...although I'm saying this now from the comfort of my couch... : ) x

Date: 2013-12-23 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
AUs . . . well fleshflutter changed my mind about them. It's like the guys are playing characters in a movie. They're nothing to do with real J2. I agree, the boys are strangers, but their personalities come through. Like JARED and MISHA and everybody else. Except Jensen. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S REALLY LIKE. NOTHING. He's a blank slate. He really is. He gives us NOTHING to go by. We get stories from Jared and Misha, but that's it. And he'll perform for us.

Sigh. SO MYSTERIOUS. It's weird to me that he married Daneel because she's the opposite of private and I'm sure she's a nice girl, but she's done some pretty questionably mean things. She invited the journalist claiming that Jensen was gay to her wedding just to rub in his face that he's not. And thinking of Jensen going along with that? I think he sticks his head in the sand a lot.

People call the Padalecki's the Padaleaky's because they're kind of . . . well, the opposite of private. Sometimes I find it a little much. I'm like, really guys? Really? THIS IS TWITTER!

Date: 2013-12-23 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I'll upload some more for you, if you want. I love the Daniel one because he TOTALLY MANHANDLES BRANDON! I love watching the outtakes. They're my favorite. I love that they have outtakes. He feels more personal that way, I don't know. It gives you a chance to know the guys. I think Brandon was initially gay for pay, but you know . . . he realized gay sex is pretty awesome. It's funny, but it's how it all starts. They do selfies and then they get talked into getting blowjobs from other guys, then they get talked into getting rimmed and then they get talked into topping another guy and eventually they're talked into bottoming. So when it happens to Brandon I will just DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH.

Date: 2013-12-23 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
I sooo thought it was going to happen at the beginning and then it just cut and it didn't happen!
Did you read this http://king-wizard.livejournal.com/1616.html ?
My brain was totally switching between Jen and Brandon when I was reading it! It's sooo good x

Date: 2013-12-23 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
EXACTLY! THAT'S WHERE THE PROMPT CAME FROM. Me and somersault-j created it and she posted it at a meme and then deandatsgay aka king wizard picked it up. She's awesome like that.

So if there are similarities, IT'S TOTALLY BECAUSE IT WAS BASED ON BRANDON!

I'm going to have to go back and re download.

Date: 2013-12-23 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
I fucking love you right now!

I'm sending you and somersault-j a fruit basket each as soon as humanly possible....made my month, that fic! I've read it about four times! Jared is just adooorable in it and I didin't think Jen could get any hotter...I was wrong!! The bit where he tastes of Skittles...I nearly DIED!!!

You are a good and kind person for suggesting that one x

Date: 2013-12-23 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
I'm in a podficcing mood, but I'm also so pissed off. I stayed up until midnight to do it, when my son was asleep. SOOOOOOOO ANGRY! *breathing hard through my nose*

I feel like a psycho reading it because it's TOTALLY NON-CON and I find Sam's delusions amusing and his complete disregard for Dean's feelings hilarious. And then I can't help but laugh when he thinks about killing John. Like WTF is wrong with me? You can totally hear it in my voice too. Sam's like Pepe LePeu from Looney Tunes in it. He just doesn't get that the cat REALLY DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIM.

And I keep thinking of Dean hissing and spitting and being all "rawr! ANGRY HOT SEX KITTEN!"

Date: 2013-12-23 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Also, the gay for pay thing gives me hope. Where I live 75% or the guys are gay and it's the good-looking percent as well : (
My friend has this joke "What's the difference between a straight guy and a Bi guy?.....Usually about three tequilas (he'd know too!)
Apparently it doesn't work the other way round though :`( x

Date: 2013-12-23 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Dude . . . it's funny because there are first time bottoms (straight guy) and they're like, oh this sucks, in the beginning. Because hello pain. And then something happens and their eyes roll up in their heads and they're like, wow. My legs are shaky. This one guy (in the outtakes) was like, omg, I never knew. I felt like I was going to come the whole time. And I'm like, MUST BE FUCKING NICE YOU DOUCHEBAG. Why must everything be harder for us. Even achieving an orgasm.

Date: 2013-12-23 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
OMG, IKR!
I was thinking the other day, fuck penis envy, I have prostate envy! x

Date: 2013-12-23 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
stupid men. *soooooooooooo angry right now*

But all in all I love being a woman. Just do. No reason. Men in general are not so bright. They're socially retarded. I'm uploading three more vids for you. It's taking a bit longer to upload than I thought. But I guess it's why the other one must of cut off.

Date: 2013-12-23 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
No, no, don't be angry, life is too fucking short for that.

People are stupid, men are just wired differently so they re the same amount of stupid but just don't realise they're doing it so are doubly annoying : )

Yeah, I think people get too hung up on the whole gender thing sometimes. I define myself by so many other things before I get to that. I wouldn't want to be a guy though.

I was going to spend tomorrow evening sorting stuff out after my bro goes home...looks like I'll be watching p*rn all night though! : ) x

Date: 2013-12-23 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Or you can sort stufF and WATCH Pr0N. Just bring all the stuff you need to sort in the room. Pr0n is very inspirational, methinks. I'm on a roll, but I like to take breaks while I'm still in a creative mood. It brings a whole new perspective when I get back to it. Crossdreassin+Jensen/OMC non-con+possessive hulk!sex. No sexual healing because Jensen heals himself. He's able to justify fucked up situations easily. I guess it has to do with his history of abuse. Maladaptive behaviors are still adaptive.

Swallowing hard, Jared continues, “I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.”
“Don’t,” Jensen interjects as he spins around, twisting Jared’s hand off him, lifts his chin to look Jared in the eyes. Smiling coldly, he takes Jared’s hand, totally listless with indecision maybe.
He twines their fingers together and drags Jared’s palm over his hip and across his flank, right up under his skirt, moving the panties aside before encouraging Jared to push into him. Jared is hesitant; circling Jensen’s tender opening and it’s good, so good. So Jensen ducks his face into Jared’s chest, spreading his hands over the defined muscle he finds there, rubbing his cheek right over Jared’s nipple.

Date: 2013-12-23 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Sounds like me. LOL. I'm an equal opportunity lover.

Date: 2013-12-23 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
: ) Nothing wrong with spreading the love x

Date: 2013-12-23 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletncloset.livejournal.com
Why cut my chances at love in half? LOL. I'm a lot more cynical than that. I'm trying hard not to affect my children with it.

You still working? Is there family around? Were the vids okay? OMG! BRANDON'S SELFIE KILLS ME! MATTRESS HUMPING. Dean would TOTALLY MASTURBATE THAT WAY. He'd make long sweet love to himself.

I want fic wherein Jared complains of always bottoming and wanting to top and Dean doesn't want him to because he's afraid of Sam's dick. IT JUST TICKLES ME. Or Dean won't put out as frequently as Sam wants him to and Dean complains that his butt needs a rest and he's not as young as he used to be and it's Sam's own fault for owning a sasquatch dick.

I'm cracking up writing this.

Date: 2013-12-23 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
My friend keeps grilling me about getting into a relationship and what kind of guy is my "type"...it drives me up the wall! Esp. as when she says it it's all about how someone looks and for me it's all about how someone makes me feel. Bless her though, she went through this whole rigmarole that culminated in her saying "Yeah, well I can see you turning up with a Sam and it being a Samantha" which I thought was so sweet!

I think if anything i wish I had been taught (and I wish I had taught my son) that actually valuing yourself enough to not to let a relationship fuck up your life, is one of the most important things you can do. It's damn hard to keep how we feel from our kids though as they seriously pick up on stuff.

Dude, I'm sat on the couch next to my bro, eating cheese and drinking whiskey, about to watch Die Hard (it's soo Xmassy!) No Porn til tomorrow!!

Your Dean being afraid of Sam's dick kink is hilarious!! I think I might have to write one where he tries to exorcise it!
Oh god now I'm laughing and my bro is looking at me funny! Lol x

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