alexisjane

I haven't had much time to be around lately, so I've not been interacting much with the people that I normally do that kinda thing with. But then I was reminded – as I always am when I do a poll – that there are people seeing and reading my stuff that don't ever interact, or comment, or anything, for whatever reason they might have.

So, I just wanted to say, Hi Lurkers! ♥

Feel free to lurk, but if you're thinking about commenting and feeling nervous, remember that we don't bite.
Unless you specifically ask us to ♥

Anyway...you are appreciated regardless xx

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^^ Selma showing her appreciation : ) ^^

The dog that has been staying went home today. Usually Lily is relieved, but this time she's pining for him.

I, however, am relieved. Very fudging relieved.

I've got a week to finish this damn book. I'm behind, and feel like I'm flagging badly but I think I can do it. Only 20k to go. *cries*

Anyway...love your faces...esp if they're anything like this : ) xxx

I finished my tax return this morning! So, now I'm anticipating the arrival of the Math Police any second to throw me in the slammer for not being able to add up right, and for claiming £3.70 for a bus ticket even though it's so faded it's only just legible, and what the hell do I think I'm doing, including double sided tape that I could be using for anything...

I may be slightly paranoid.

So, I mermaided myself while I wait for them to arrive.

Might be fuzzy coz I had to screenshot it coz it wouldn't save. I'd love to say it's uncannily accurate... : ) xx

You know you're definitely living in the wrong climate when the papers are saying there's a "killer heat wave" going on but yesterday you were wearing a jumper, coz your arms felt a bit chill.

Admittedly, it was a bit disconcerting going out at 5.30am this morning and it being 19*C...but also Fucking Lovely. I did jogging and everything.

I think things would be different if I had to work outside in the sun or needed to rush around and I am prone to sunstroke...but also I can actually breath through my nose for once so meh.

I need to move some where it like this for more than four days a year.

Seriously.

Let's start the week as we mean to go on, eh?
And be excellent to each other : ) xx

Only one hour to go!!

I can't believe it's here already! That whole year just whipped by! I'm going to attempt to make myself some pancakes and a giant pot of tea and try not to chew through my arm waiting for the post to go up!!

Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Is it just me? Anyone else excited? xx

The last couple of days haven't been great but I feel like I'm doing okay. Just so many things that are just...ugh.

But then! Spn-J2 BigBang previews are up!! How exciting! I'm having summary regret but I'm also really excited to read all the lovely fic! Very much looking forward to the ~~bloodbath~~ excitement on Sunday. I'm planning on sitting in a pile of snacks that will either be celebratory or commiseratory depending on if I get picked or not.

The gif doesn't have much to do with anything, I just thought it was cute : ) xx

If you're not watching Bob's Burgers, you should.
It's very funny and the writing is just excellent.
Oh god, and the voices...: )

That's it.

Ah well, back to the drawing board.

No, really. I have an actual drawing board...for drawing.

Anybody else playing Wordament? I need frenemies. I suck at it but I like it : )

If you don't know, Wordament is a word search game, played in real time against people all over the world. I have it as an app on my phone and ipad.

You have two minutes to find as many words as possible (or one long words or themed words or whatnot), then you get a minute to look over your score and stats and compare it to the other 500-1200 people playing at that time. It's frustrating and irritating and you end up yelling out stuff like "Wadlets? When in the ever loving fuck did wadlets become a word?!", and wondering how on earth other people manage to find 112 words when your finger can only go fast enough to find 20.

It' s seriously addictive. And I like to pretend it's expanding my vocabulary too.

My favourite part though is looking at other people gamertags. Most are pretty boring but then some are just..what?

vanillafrost, UnskilledTie, FrontalLion, Bum Farto, distantfungi, steffinfection, JeeringCougar, explodingduck.

Just...why?

Mine is terribly boring, alex.jane.7140. Maybe i should change it...

My dog can see me in a mirror.

She definitely can. In our last place, she'd sit and watch my reflection in the hall mirror when I was brushing my teeth every night, even though she could have easily come around the corner to sit with me. She makes eye contact and tilts her head when I/the reflection talks.

But then she never ever reacts to her own reflection. She must be able to see it but she never acknowledges it. That's weird, right? What does she think it is? I'm pretty sure only elephants and dolphins recognise themselves in a mirror, monkeys can learn to do it, I think maybe crows too (coz they are as smart as monkeys) but she surely can't know that the dog in the mirror is her, right? But she knows my reflection is me...but she's not freaked out about there being another dog...

This is the kinda thing I worry about.

And I'm not even high.

I think it's probably time for bed x

I'm on a train.

Writing knotting porn : )

Hope no one is reading over my shoulder.

♥

Sometimes it's a struggle to get through the day...very often it takes the smallest thing to keep me going...today it is this : )

Just glorious. Bless them x

\0/ *does ma happy dance* \0/

Just had to rush on and say, Oh My Motherfucking God It's Tuesday!!!!!!

I'm dying with anticipation....

katstark posts her BB today and I cannot wait!

I know in all likelihood it won't be on my feed til tomorrow morning but technically today is her posting day so YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! *runs off* x

Someone's playing the tuba really loudly. It's a Saturday night, true, but the tuba? x

Saw this...not only uplifting but made me think "God, this is what fandom is like and why it's so awesome"...coz I'm a sap.

Watch it...1:00 in is special...1:45 is doubly so : ) *hugs all y'all* x

BAMF!Honey bees for

kalliel

I was gonna say that the music is quite over the top but actually this kinda warrants it! x

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Sometimes it seems that even with our best intentions, Fandom (and our preoccupation with the sexy times) occasionally leaks into our Real Lives causing concern and consternation amongst our friends and making us question our own sanity. This is the place where you can make amends.
In the comments below, confess your slip ups, misunderstandings and mishearings.

If you've slapped someone for asking you to work out their kinks, not realising they were just asking for a shoulder rub, if you've accidentally called someone "Chad" because they were being a dick, or if the sight of your mother roughly stuffing a chicken has caused you to have to lock yourself in the bathroom til you stopped blushing, this is the place for you to confess.

Not because it will make you feel any better, just so we can all have a damn good laugh about what dorks we are.
Because we are all dorks, let's face it.

"...if anybody's listening, here goes."

(This is for fun so no meanness, name calling, hair-pulling, kink shaming or making anyone feel bad. You do and so help me I will spam you with Bieber)

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