alexisjane: (a- huh?)
How is it Thursday? How?

I've completely skipped a day this week! Shit.

How does that even happen?
alexisjane: (red - Jen and cillian)
Had a full night of nightmares, not like monsters and shit, just the usual child abuse, screaming, dying animals, persecution type thing that seems so damn real...anyway, feeling worn out and a little fragile this morning.

So when I see this on tumblr...

Screen Shot 2015-02-28 at 11.44.03


...cried for about twenty minutes.

Really hoping everyone gets to squeeze a loved one and do something nice for themselves this weekend. Y'know...for Leonard.

LLAP xx

Woof

Feb. 26th, 2015 12:53 pm
alexisjane: (j2 - were)
Anyone around to beta just under 7k of J2? It's the next bit of the Were fic...there's no sexy times (don't judge) just mostly scene setting and character introduction....Christ, I hope it's not as boring as it sounds : / xx

Danke, Liebchen xx
alexisjane: (a- huh?)
First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check my weather app to see what's occuring meterologically so I know how many layers I need to put on to walk the dog.

Last week, I was horrified to see "Heavy Snow" but figured we should head out anyway as Lily loves the snow, sniffing and sneezing and staring at it like it's a magic trick.

However, it became clear that the weather app has never ventured outside South East England.

Heavy snow?...riiiiight. )

Anyway, hoping and praying that everyone in the path of the snowpocolypse is staying safe and warm and connected to the internet xxx
alexisjane: (a - facepalm)



So, I've realised I've made a major mistake in my WIP. I initially made Jared an ex-NFL player and football scout, coz *shrugs* whatever.

NOW, I realise this was a horrible mistake.

I really don't like American Football. I don't like the way it's played, I don't like the uniforms, I don't like the whole attitude that goes with it. It's just not my thing.

So trying to research it over the last week, is making me unhappy.

HOWEVER, I do like...baseball. I like the history, I like the uniforms, I get the rules and the whole excitement behind it. I used to play softball so I have a little muscle memory too of stepping up to bat and praying you don't make an ass of yourself, and the relief of crossing home plate. I know very little about America's favorite pastime but getting to research that would be a joy. I've promised myself that the next time I come to the US that I will make sure I get to go to a game and experience the whole sitting in the stands thing : )

SO, I think I'm going to have to retcon. Majorly retcon.

But how should I do that? I was just going to say a thing at the start of the next chapter, but then should I go back and edit the previous parts to change all the football references? Or should I leave it? But then it would be less confusing to new readers, but is that okay to do?

IDK.

Either way, I think Jared was a pitcher, probably a closer.

And baseball is sexy : ) x

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Jan. 11th, 2015 09:31 pm
alexisjane: (a- Hmmmm)
So [livejournal.com profile] casey28 made this fab post about country songs that sound the same and it reminded me of this thing by Axis of Awesome. It's clever, kinda shocking and very funny. A nice way to finish up the weekend : ) x


NSFW for language

Random

Jan. 8th, 2015 10:38 pm
alexisjane: (a- huh?)
My dog can see me in a mirror.

She definitely can. In our last place, she'd sit and watch my reflection in the hall mirror when I was brushing my teeth every night, even though she could have easily come around the corner to sit with me. She makes eye contact and tilts her head when I/the reflection talks.

But then she never ever reacts to her own reflection. She must be able to see it but she never acknowledges it. That's weird, right? What does she think it is? I'm pretty sure only elephants and dolphins recognise themselves in a mirror, monkeys can learn to do it, I think maybe crows too (coz they are as smart as monkeys) but she surely can't know that the dog in the mirror is her, right? But she knows my reflection is me...but she's not freaked out about there being another dog...

This is the kinda thing I worry about.

And I'm not even high.

I think it's probably time for bed x
alexisjane: (a - facepalm)
Fuck.

I've totally just written myself into a corner. I need the Hive Mind!!

Character 1 is in the ICU. I was going to have the nurse give Character 2 his effects and Character 2 was going to take the keys to his apartment and blah blah blah

But I just fudging realized that Character 1 is the victim of a crime and so all his effects would have been logged as evidence...including his keys..

FFFFUUUUUU!!!!

So, how does...

a) the nurse have his keys, or
b) Character 2 become motivated to go to and/or get into the apartment.

...

GO!


Thank you so much for all the help! : ) xx
alexisjane: (red - Jared)
Title: The Acoustics Verse -  Part One
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tifaching
Cover Art: alexisjane
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: I don't think they make one high enough - NC-17?
Length: 1 hr 6 mins
Warnings: Everything. Seriously. Everything. Except het...unless you count snakes.

Summary: Sam has no redeeming characteristics.  Dean's life is one of rape and torture at Sam's hand.

Readers Notes:  – Buckle up – If you're not familiar with the 'verse , you might want to dip into the fic first before listening to an hour of this. This recording starts with Run, and then continues with the drabble verse in chronological order.
I'm having a hosting nightmare, so hopefully these links etc will work and I'll update the post as soon as I get my shizzle sorted out.
Recorded partly as Tif bought me in a fanauction and also for Fright Fest 2014 over at [livejournal.com profile] evilsam_spn


The acoustics verse



Record and upload voice >>

mp3 Here



***Bonus points and a Free Cookie to whoever can guess which drabble made me breakdown and have this reaction : ) ***


Audio recording software >>
alexisjane: (a- Hmmmm)
Yes it's 1am but I just wanted to put this up before I go to bed.

Got my [livejournal.com profile] spnspiration bingo card! And I have no idea what I'm doing!!

Still, I will tick them off as I go along...if I go along : ) x

Here it be....x )
alexisjane: (a- Ouchy)
Anyone about that could do a quick read through/vague beta of <5K of J2 A/O AU?
The only warnings really are bottom!Jensen, hurt!Jensen, trope meddling...Consensual knotting...older!Jared...that's about it. I just need a second pair of eyes to see if it makes sense (...if anyone is going to stroke out from all the cliches...) and to catch any major typos.

Kisses! xxx


Merci beaucoup, Chérie x
alexisjane: (+1 - Sam&Cas)
Any podficcers hosted by paraka?   I finally got the ftp thingy to work but I'll be fucking damned if it won't let me access the files in a URL. It says I need to put something into the advanced options...but I have no idea what.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!

I've been trying to make this work for 6 months and it's driving me nuts!!

Any advice gratefully recieved xx

Quickie

Sep. 6th, 2014 10:04 pm
alexisjane: (a - electric)
I've been awake for many many hours. Earlier I was feeling punchy...now...everything is kinda weird right now.

Anyway, a perfect time to post this.

Before I have said how much I want a J2 where Jared discovers (by way of making a delivery or something) Jensen standing in the hallway of his house, pretending to bark like a dog, very convincingly. I'm imagining that there's a rational explanation for it and Jensen is an accountant or something, very straightlaced...hilarity and buttsex ensues.

This came about as I look after a dog that barks in the manner of a man pretending to bark...yes I know you've probably read this before but look!!!

A dog that howls like a man in pain...trust me...it's very funny. It's just weird to start but by the end I was beside myself!!

I'm going to go to bed now...and wear earplugs! xx

alexisjane: (mantra)
Get Up Here for [livejournal.com profile] wings128...coz I'm breathing : ) Thank you, Darlin'

Not totally my wheelhouse...hope it kinda works xx

shex1

O_o

Aug. 24th, 2014 09:07 pm
alexisjane: (a - Lilith)
I just thought I saw a mouse running down my curtains!

Silly me! : )

It's a spider the size of a mouse.

Anyone have a flame thrower to hand?

Anyone? 
alexisjane: (a- Dean looking down)
Look it!!

image

I had the best time making this. [livejournal.com profile] dapatty is an absolute joy to work with and I'm really hoping we can collaborate some more in the future : ) x
alexisjane: (a- oh my)
[livejournal.com profile] debauchedsock

This can't be right, surely? : (

Anyone know where she is at? x



ETA; She's back. Panic over. Move along now...nothing to see here...x

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